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California, Adios!

16th October 2017

Jim Goad in on the road.

I spoke with friends who are planning to leave the state because they’re terrified of saying a positive word about Donald Trump for fear of having their heads smashed in with bike locks. And I don’t blame them, seeing as how the state has thrown a collective conniption ever since he announced his candidacy. Californian radicals threw some of the most violent tantrums at Trump rallies during the entire campaign, and, of course, Berkeley gets incinerated every time someone to the right of Che Guevara tries to make a peep.

If you removed California from the 2016 presidential election, Trump would have smashed Clinton in the Electoral College in a 306-177 rout. He also would have flogged her in the popular vote by nearly 1.5 million.

3 Responses to “California, Adios!”

  1. RealRick Says:

    One good earthquake….just one good earthquake….

  2. bluebird of bitterness Says:

    Can we just give California back to Mexico?

  3. Tim of Angle Says:

    They appear to be in the process of taking it back even as we speak.