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Are Goats Taking Jobs From Union Workers?

7th July 2017

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We can only hope.

The 400-member American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees has filed a grievance contending that the work the goats are doing in a wooded lot is taking away jobs from laid-off union workers.

“AFSCME takes protecting the jobs of its members very seriously and we have an agreed-upon collective bargaining agreement with Western Michigan,” said Union President Dennis Moore. “We expect the contract to be followed, and in circumstances where we feel it’s needed, we file a grievance.”

The grievance alleges that the university did not notify the union that it was planning to use goat crews on campus, according to a chief steward report supplied to the Battle Creek Enquirer.

One Response to “Are Goats Taking Jobs From Union Workers?”

  1. Cathy Sims Says:

    Goats will never go on strike because their raise wasn’t large enough.