If We Lose
3rd November 2016
Gavin McInnes declares Total War.
What if Hillary wins? We don’t have to think about what to do if we win. If we win, we will wear Hawaiian shirts every day and carry around our own personal beer stein that says “#MAGA.” It’ll be like when Vince Neil regained control of Mötley Crüe: The natural symbiosis of nature has been restored and we can all get back to work. I’m not sure I’ll talk about politics ever again. If we lose, however, it’s another story entirely.
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So here is how we’re going to lose: We are going to fight even harder to get this country back and we are going to fight dirty. When they go low, we are going to go lower. If they want to make it personal and ignore the facts, we’re happy to dive into the muck. The majority of the GOP refuse to do this and this is why they just became extinct. When Rush Limbaugh indicated that Sandra Fluke might be a slut for demanding birth control from a Catholic institution, conservatives were outraged he swore. Fuck them. We swear now.