Scientists Discover Enormous Coral Reef at the Amazon River
24th April 2016
And this is only worth mentioning because — wait for it —
The unique reef is already being threatened by oil drilling companies
Women and minorities hardest hit, of course.
April 25th, 2016 at 10:14
But does it “identify” as a coral reef? Maybe it uses the Amazon because it’s afraid of being shamed by the other coral reefs.
And did they forget to mention that Global Warming (or Climate Change, or whatever the pop name is now) is KILLING the reef?
Also, this is a brand new opening for celebrity endorsements! All the really good crises are taken, so I’m sure there are young celebrities that are in desperate need of a cause to make it look like they’re not really the over-paid, shallow hedonists that they are.