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Why Do We Even Have Toes?

5th April 2016

Dan Nosowitz is not afraid to ask the hard questions.

Not long ago, after I accidentally kicked the radiator next to my bed and brutally stubbed my toe, I looked down. I saw ridiculous mutant-finger-like protuberances coming out of my foot, part of them covered with useless nails that seem to need clipping much more often as I get older. “What is the point of these garbage toes?,” I wondered. They’re lousy at grabbing things, they break easily, and they look, in a pure aesthetic sense, weird.

One Response to “Why Do We Even Have Toes?”

  1. lowly Says:

    Try walking without toes.