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Sold Out of Pepper Spray in Vienna

10th March 2016

Read it.

Gee, I wonder why?

Well, not sold out — they were giving the stuff away for free. The politicians distributing the pepper spray in downtown Vienna were labeled “far right” because they wanted to give Austrian women the opportunity to defend themselves against the predatory migrants that are now so numerous in the capital. There was so much demand that they ran out, and had to issue rain checks.

There’s a great idea — maybe the city of Detroit ought to distribute free bolletproof vests to their inhabitants.

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