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Police Rescue Kidnapped Teenage Girl After Mother Locates Her Using Find My iPhone

19th February 2016

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An 18-year-old girl reportedly kidnapped by her ex-boyfriend has been safely rescued by police after her mother tracked her location using Find My iPhone. CNBC reports that the victim was found more than 150 miles away from home.

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Police say that the victim was found bound and gagged in a car in a McDonald’s parking lot. They named the kidnapping suspect as 18-year-old Joseph Boller, whose bail has been set at $150,000.

Moral: Use iPhone. It’s for the children.

(Full disclosure: I own Apple stock. Ka-ching!)

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One Response to “Police Rescue Kidnapped Teenage Girl After Mother Locates Her Using Find My iPhone”

  1. ErisGuy Says:
    February 23rd, 2016 at 06:16

    They named the kidnapping suspect as 18-year-old Joseph Boller, whose bail has been set at $150,000

    American Justice. On the upside: Boller probably can’t afford the $150,000 or the $15,000 bond.

    If the FBI wins Apple stock will plummet when it’s revealed dozens of top Apple programmers fled (and from other areas than security).

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