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Boffins Solve Bacon Crisis With Newly-Patented Plant

2nd November 2015

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The eukaryote in question is called Dulse (Palmaria sp.) and, as explained Oregon State University, is already in demand as a tasty addition to various recipes. Boffins at the University had been experimenting with a new strain of the plant designed to boost growth of abalone, a delicious and expensive shellfish. Results were good: abalone grew faster on a diet of modified Dulse than they did on other foodstuffs.

2 Responses to “Boffins Solve Bacon Crisis With Newly-Patented Plant”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Who still uses the word, “boffins”?

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    The Register, in the U.K.