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Norks Execute Underperforming Terrapin Farm Manager

8th July 2015

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North Korea has executed the manager of an underperforming terrapin farm, following a “field guidance tour” of the site by Kim Jong-un.

According to Daily NK, the chubby despot rolled up at the facility on the Taedong River in Pyongyang back in May (see pic, below), to find “some of the tanks were not adequately supplied with food and water, leading to the death of a lot of terrapins”.

Kim apparently “lashed out at everyone present during the inspection”, dismissing “nonsensical complaints” that water, electrical and equipment problems had caused the diminutive turtles’ demise.

One Response to “Norks Execute Underperforming Terrapin Farm Manager”

  1. RealRick Says:

    It’s nice to see that we’re not the only kakistocracy in the world.