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How Did the Dallas Gunman Get Hold of an Armoured Van Described as a ‘Zombie Apocalypse Assault Vehicle’?

15th June 2015

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As a barrage of bullets sprayed out of a dark blue van used to stage a brazen assault on Dallas police headquarters early on Saturday morning, even witnesses recognized this was no ordinary form of transportation.

The beast of a van — sold just days ago — eerily lived up to how it was advertised on Facebook, on which it was touted as a “Zombie apocalypse assault vehicle” with “gun ports” capable of “drive-by mow-downs” and full armour and bulletproof windows “just in case someone might try to take this bad boy from you.”

Investigators suspect the van might have belonged to a sheriff’s office in Georgia before it was decommissioned and sold off. It was most recently sold by Jenco Sales out of Georgia. The business owner could not be reached for comment.

Hey, this is America. We can do shit like that.

One Response to “How Did the Dallas Gunman Get Hold of an Armoured Van Described as a ‘Zombie Apocalypse Assault Vehicle’?”

  1. RealRick Says:

    The DFW area cops are on a roll against armed fanatics. A reasonable person would conclude that a decision to attack here is a very, very bad one. (Waco is outside that metro area, but the results in the famous biker incident are pretty much the same.)