“Unnatural”, a new definition
3rd August 2008
One consequence of the relaxation of the laws relating to homosexual activity is that we have lost the previous meaning of “unnatural” acts. Indeed, were any newspaper today to describe George Michael’s historical deeds in America as “unnatural” it would be inundated with letters and emails condemning its antediluvian attitude. Homosexuality is no longer “unnatural”. Yet the word is still in the dictionary, it needs a new meaning.
As luck would have it, at almost the same time that George Michael’s closet was opened, so was a new definition of “unnatural”. Today it means “industrial”. I will not linger on the question whether we need to find a new use for “industrial” because my concentration is all on “unnatural”. And how convenient it is that I said concentration because that is the key to the new meaning of today’s mot du jour. I mean, of course, the concentration of CO2 in the atmosphere. Being astute people, you might observe that no one has suggested CO2 to be anything other than a naturally occurring gas and you would be right. It is a very clever sleight of hand, you see, we can recognise CO2 as a natural product while implying that some CO2 is unnatural because of the way it is produced.