DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Dash’s amazing new GPS gizmo guides you around traffic.

1st August 2008

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As you traverse your favored metropolis, the Dash Express anonymously transmits information about its location and speed to a central server. Every other Dash driver does the same. Using this data, Dash can paint a stunningly accurate picture of traffic patterns. Have you ever been stuck in a jam and wished there were some way to look two miles ahead to see whether things are still ugly? Dash essentially does that for you.

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