Y’allbonics
21st May 2014
The Bluebird of Bitterness reminds us of the importance of this vital piece of American culture.
HEIDI (noun) – Greeting.
HIRE YEW (verb and pronoun) – Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: “Heidi! Hire yew?”
BARD (verb) – Past tense of the verb “to borrow.” Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”
JAWJUH (noun) – The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner.”
BAMMER (noun) – The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. Usage: “A tornader jes went through Bammer an’ left $20,000,000 in improvements.”
MUNTS (noun) – A calendar division. Usage: “My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain’t heard from him in munts.”
THANK (verb) – Cognitive process. Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have a bare.”
BARE (noun) – An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: “Ah thank ah’ll have another bare.”