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Gay Dutch soldiers responsible for Srebrenica massacre says US general

19th March 2010

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The Dutch government condemned the comments by Gen John Sheehan, a former NATO commander and senior Marine officer, as outrageous.

Undoubtedly. But were they accurate?

“The case in point that I’m referring to is when the Dutch were required to defend Srebrenica against the Serbs,” he said, referring to the UN peacekeeping force deployed to protect Bosnian Muslim civilians.

“The battalion was understrength, poorly led, and the Serbs came into town, handcuffed the soldiers to the telephone polls, marched the Muslims off and executed them.”

Carl Levin, the chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, pressed him to clarify his comments.

“Did the Dutch leaders tell you it (the fall of Srebrenica) was because there were gay soldiers there?” asked an incredulous Levin.

“Yes,” Sheehan said and added: “They included that as part of the problem.”

Gen Sheehan, who retired from the military in 1997, said he had been told that by the former chief of staff of the Dutch army.

Rather an unimpeachable source, I should say.

Mr Levin vehemently rejected Sheehan’s allegation, saying that drawing a connection between the massacre at Srebrenica and gays in the Dutch military was “totally off-target.”

That’s Democrats for you: Facts that don’t fit the spin aren’t allowed.

“It is astonishing that a man of his stature can utter such complete nonsense,” the Dutch defence ministry spokesman Roger van de Wetering said. “I have never heard of a single statement by a Dutch political or military leader that drew a link between the fall of the enclave and the fact that there were Dutch homosexual soldiers.”

Uh, excuse me? Sounds like you just did.

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Australian sexless loses official status

19th March 2010

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Slow news day.

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Still bothered by the imminent end of our dear old Edison-born incandescent light bulb?

19th March 2010

Lileks is on the case.

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Why can’t Uncle Sam learn?

18th March 2010

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Abundant evidence demonstrates that money is not an Archimedean lever for moving the world of education. Inflation-adjusted per-pupil spending tripled over four decades; pupil-teacher ratios were substantially reduced as the number of teachers increased 61 percent while enrollments rose about 10 percent. Yet test scores stagnated or declined.

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“IM GAY” License Plate “Offensive to the General Public,” Oklahoma Government Agency Concludes

18th March 2010

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More government stupidity. If the guy wants to tell everybody he’s homosexual, he ought to be allowed to do so. There’s nothing inherently offensive about saying that you’re gay.

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A Boat From Bottles

18th March 2010

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SPROUT GARDEN. The crew plans to grow sprouts and herbs during the journey. To avoid salt spray, the garden may be relocated to the rear mast.

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The Return of the Multi-Generational Family Household

18th March 2010

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Yeah, it’s called ‘poverty’. People prefer freedom, when they can afford it, which is why they move out, live in the suburbs, and drive cars rather than take trains.

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Germans Cringe at Hitler’s Popularity in Pakistan

18th March 2010

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Don’t know why this is such a surprise.

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Today is the anniversary of the birth of the great Nat “King” Cole.

17th March 2010

Memory eternal.

Watch the clips for the best music of the 20th century.

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A Cheese You Should Be Eating: Beaufort

17th March 2010

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Beaufort is a remarkable cheese, one of the noble Alpine cheeses. It’s produced exclusively from unpasteurized cow’s milk in the French Alps of the Haute-Savoie, from the milk of cows that, in the best examples of the cheese, graze on sustainable mountain pastures, imparting unique grassy, flowery aromas to the meaty cheeses, which have a firm yet buttery taste which melts easily in the mouth.

Get your SWPL game on.

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Bubbles in Guinness really do go down instead of up, according to a study by scientists to mark St Patrick’s Day.

17th March 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees.

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Chief of French chefs holds herself hostage to avoid being fired

17th March 2010

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The chief of the French chef’s association has barricaded herself into her office in an attempt to stop union members from giving her the sack.

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1 gene lost = 1 limb regained? Scientists demonstrate mammalian regeneration through single gene deletion

17th March 2010

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Lose a limb? Walk it off.

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Jobcentre ejects Jedi Knight

17th March 2010

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A Southend Jedi Knight who refused to dehood in his local Jobcentre was escorted from the premises by security stormtroopers, the Sun  reports.

Chris Jarvis, 31, is described as a Star Wars fan and member of the International Church of Jediism. Said church’s intergalactic hoodie uniform is at odds with the strict doctrine of the Department for Work and Pensions, which may require Jobcentre “customers” to remove crash helmets or hoods for “security reasons”.

Regarding burqas and the like, Jarvis protested: “I was just standing up for my beliefs. Muslims can walk around in whatever religious gear they like, so why can’t I?”

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Iran to execute stone-throwing demonstrator

16th March 2010

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What would happen to the Palestinian ‘intifada’ if Israel were to adopt this policy?

How would the Chattering Classes react?

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Replace stop signs that waste your time

16th March 2010

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Now here’s a cause that we can all get behind.

It took 27 years, but Gary Lauder eventually came up with what he sees as the solution to the problem of unnecessary stop signs: a new kind of road sign that tells drivers at some kinds of intersections to “take turns.”

Nearly three decades ago, Lauder, then a college student, was driving at a three-way intersection when he got a ticket “for not coming to a full and complete stop despite the fact that it was clear that there was nothing to stop for — other than the hidden police officer who was shooting fish in a barrel.”

The whole issue of stop signs making you stop for no one in particular or no one at all, which is often the case, made me think: What is this trying to achieve? And is there not a better way that might make our driving more in sync with common sense and with what’s best for the environment and for the driver?

So many of these stop signs are there to deal with a possibility of someone coming to the sign. Since it’s only a possibility, make it more of a conditional thing — if there’s a car there, then stop, if not, don’t. That seems to be a more logical approach. It’s just something no one’s bothered to do because this hasn’t bothered anybody enough to go do it.

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Open Sourcing A Disease Diagnosis

16th March 2010

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There were a series of blog posts, detailing some of the details of the sickness, tests that had been done, and some of the general questions that the doctors were trying to zone in on. It even included a list of possible diagnoses, crossing out the ones that had been ruled out. Relatively quickly, two separate readers came up with an obscure medical journal article from South Korea from 1994 “about heptatic mega-hemagionas and FUOs,” which apparently quite accurately described the situation.

An elegant illustration of Hayek’s dictum that none of us knows as much as all of us, which he thought was the ultimate proof that markets were superior to central planning.

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Flurry reveals prominence of gaming on iPhone

16th March 2010

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Consider: You’re waiting for something, it doesn’t matter what, and to while away the time you use what’s available to you — in most cases, your phone. The advent of the ‘smart phone’ puts in our pockets a number of activities that previously were only available at home … in this case, games; in other cases, e-books and such. I find that the .mobi reader on my Blackberry Storm has replaced the paperback stuffed in the back pocket as the preferred tool for idle-time-reading. My wife uses her Kindle for the same purpose.

And, if worst comes to worst. you can make a phone call. How cool is that?

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Why is the federal government involved in education anyway?

16th March 2010

Steve Sailer isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions.

Clearly, the main reason for the tightening grip of the federal government on local education is simply that the most ambitious politicians, such as Bush and Obama, go into federal politics and they grab the most appealing issues (Fix the schools!) and try to deal with them at the federal level.

Indeed, one might ask why government, federal or otherwise, is involved in most of its activities.

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PayPal Bumps iPhone Payments to New Level

16th March 2010

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A new version of the online payments service’s iPhone app debuted on Monday, with a feature that allows you to pass money from one person to the next by bumping–or simultaneously shaking–two phones. (You need not worry about all your money accidentally pouring out of the phone in your pocket; both sides have to set up and confirm the transfer in the software before it goes through.)

An interesting concept.

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The US Postal Service’s Business Model Is Outdated. Is It Time To Wind It Down Or Privatize It?

16th March 2010

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Driveby culture and the endless search for wow

16th March 2010

Seth Godin has a beef.

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story category So, Is This Where Verizon’s FiOS Deployment Ends?

16th March 2010

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According to Verizon, the company is taking a contemplative pause to focus on marketing the service to areas that are already deployed.

But according to long-time industry analyst Dave Burstein, Verizon’s essentially cutting and running on additional deployment plans, leaving a very large chunk of their footprint on last-generation DSL and copper-based voice networks.

Burstein tells Broadband Reports that he doesn’t see Verizon expanding any further (with the exception of major cities where they’ve signed franchise agreements) unless they get money from Uncle Sam (aka, taxpayers). “They want to get on the gravy train, although I think the new, less competitive leadership is the primary explanation,” says Burstein when asked why Verizon’s shifting tactics. Seidenberg, the driving force behind the first wave of FiOS, is on his way out — and his replacements aren’t quite as bullish on angering investors for the sake of this whole “future” thing.

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We Are So Totally Out of Money

15th March 2010

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However bad you think it might be … Surprise! It’s far worse.

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Stuff White People Like #132 Picking their own Fruit

15th March 2010

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It is well established that white people like the past. Vintage clothing, history degrees, and nostalgia are just three examples of how white people show their love for by-gone eras. So when white people think about growing their own food they are reminded of pastoral images of farming, working the land, and growing whole natural foods for their family. This most positive viewpoint comes from the fact that white people have mostly enjoyed  supervisory roles in agricultural production over the years.

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Judicial Use of Torture: Did Medieval Europe Learn It From Islam?

15th March 2010

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Gitmo’s Indefensible Lawyers

15th March 2010

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Legal counsel to some of the detainees went far beyond vigorous representation of their clients. Doesn’t the public have a right to know?

At Guantanamo, “legal mail” is strictly limited to correspondence between counsel and a detainee that is related to representation of the detainee, privileged documents and publicly filed legal documents. But even “legal mail,” according to the rules mandated by Judge Joyce Hens Green in a 2004 protective order, prohibits lawyers from giving detainees information relating to military operations, intelligence, arrests, political news and current events, and the names of U.S. government personnel. Lawyers are forbidden from discussing other detainee cases not directly related to the representation of their own client.

The Amnesty International brochure, handed out at a human rights conference in London, was a political advocacy screed in clear violation of that order, which was formulated to protect force security. Maj. Gen. Hood made a command decision. He banned the Paul, Weiss lawyers from access to Guantanamo. The DOJ notified the firm.

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Britons sentenced to a month in prison for kissing in Dubai restaurant

15th March 2010

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Your future under Islam. Don’t say that you weren’t warned.

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Father told to turn T-shirt inside out at airport

14th March 2010

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A father on his way to a family skiing holiday was told by airport security officials to turn his T-shirt inside out because they feared a slogan on it could be construed as a threat.

This sort of simple-minded fascist pettifoggery is a major reason why I don’t fly.

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Which State Government Is Most Corrupt?

14th March 2010

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With two consecutive New York governors in ethical imbroglios, New Yorkers may think they’ve got the sleaziest state political culture in the country. But plenty of other states are in the running.

Wonder how much effort it took to get an angle such that the Paterson looked like Jack Webb.

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Poet Philip Larkin’s death marked with giant toads

13th March 2010

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In a novel way to commemorate the 25th anniversary of the death of the poet Philip Larkin, a council is to spend £200,000 on 65 giant fibreglass toads.

When you care enough to send the very best….

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Pizza Girl: Future Technology

13th March 2010

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Domino’s Triton No. 1, an experimental pizza-delivery vehicle, at the Pioneer Auto Show, a museum in Murdo, South Dakota. It’s a future that never came to pass, as most pizza drivers use their own cars for delivery.

Hiro Protagonist, you’re on deck.

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Pakistan: Christian maid burned alive to keep her from reporting rape

13th March 2010

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Note that you never see a headline saying ‘Muslim made burned alive to keep her from reporting rape.’ Ponder why that is.

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New Zealand man run over by wife twice

12th March 2010

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Perhaps she was trying to tell him something.

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Teacher Candice Berner mauled to death by wolves in Alaska

12th March 2010

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‘I know you miss the Wilsons, Bobby. But they were weak and stupid people, and that’s why we have wolves and other large predators.’

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South African prostitute goes to court over ‘unfair dismissal’

12th March 2010

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The woman, known as “Kylie”, alleged that the massage parlour’s boss dismissed her for choosing her clients and for spending time with her boyfriend, who did not pay for her services, according to a report from the South African Press Association.

‘There once was a union maid, she never was afraid….’

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Toyota Hybrid Horror Hoax

12th March 2010

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Virtually every aspect of Sikes’s story as told to reporters makes no sense. His claim that he’d tried to yank up the accelerator could be falsified, with his help, in half a minute. And now we even have an explanation for why he’d pull such a stunt, beyond the all-American desire to have 15 minutes of fame (recall the “Balloon Boy Hoax” from October) and the aching need to be perceived as a victim.

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Flawed Principles are Better Than No Principles

12th March 2010

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But what I see here is a disturbing trend in this country to replace some standard with no standards.  We’re systematically inhibiting ourselves from defining our own culture by the use of our own courts.  Essentially, the ACLU’s purpose is to strike down any decision made by anyone that attempts to conform human behavior into a mold that the collective group, the “society”, has agreed upon.  If even a single person disagrees with any cultural decision that we the people make, the ACLU soars in on a white horse to sue us and force us to conform to the desires of that single person.

Preach it, brother.

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Brazil Moves Forward With Plan To Ignore US Patents And Copyrights After US Refuses To Abide By WTO Ruling

12th March 2010

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What goes around comes around.

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Mutated genetic supertrout developed in lab

12th March 2010

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Sounds almost like a tabloid headline, doesn’t it?

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Country houses like Chatsworth still provide a gold standard

11th March 2010

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Income tax rates go up, rich taxpayers vanish.

11th March 2010

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Funny how that works.

We reported in May that after passing a millionaire surtax nearly one-third of Maryland’s millionaires had gone missing, thus contributing to a decline in state revenues. The politicians in Annapolis had said they’d collect $106 million by raising its income tax rate on millionaire households to 6.25% from 4.75%. In cities like Baltimore and Bethesda, which apply add-on income taxes, the top tax rate with the surcharge now reaches as high as 9.3%—fifth highest in the nation. Liberals said this was based on incomplete data and that rich Marylanders hadn’t fled the state.

A Bank of America Merrill Lynch analysis of federal tax return data on people who migrated from one state to another found that Maryland lost $1 billion of its net tax base in 2008 by residents moving to other states. That’s income that’s now being taxed and is financing services in Virginia, South Carolina and elsewhere.

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Society Doesn’t Know How To Deal With Abundance

11th March 2010

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Except perhaps to whine that they’re not getting their fair share.

Indeed, if you look at all of human history, probably 99.999999% of it has been about dealing with the issues of scarcity. In fact, our entire original economic philosophy (which is really just two and a half centuries old) was based on “resource allocation in the presence of scarcity.” Historically, abundance just hasn’t been an issue that we’ve had to deal with very much. And the problem is that people try to apply the mental rules of scarcity to abundance and they basically kick out an error message. It’s a “divide by zero” sort of problem. You get infinity as a result, and you think it’s wrong.

So the response is almost always the same. Rather than actually trying to deal with what abundance enables, people try to force abundance back into a feeling of scarcity — which they’re comfortable with. That is, they try to apply artificial rules and restrictions to make the abundance feel like it’s scarce, so that they can understand it again.

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More on the NY Salt Ban Bill

11th March 2010

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Oddly, Ortiz seems to be raising awareness about someone else’s bill. In an interview on Fox News today, he described the bill as offering consumers the choice “to ask the waitress and chef to don’t put any additive sodium in their items.” He further explained that “the bill clearly state that the consumer will have the right to ask whether that item is being prepared with sodium and also to either minimize or maximize [and] will allow the chef and the consumer to have a conversation about what we can add or no add.”

That is not what his bill says. … That’s no salt, anywhere in the preparation of the food. Period.

No decent chef will put up with that. Salt is essential in the preparation of, among other things, pasta and bread. This guy is an idiot, and the people who vote for him are well represented.

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As a progressive, Obama hews to the Wilsonian tradition

11th March 2010

George Will tags the Obamassiah with his true nature.

Hating Wilson is the best use of your time I can think of.

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8 Unconventional Ways to be Buried

11th March 2010

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Spend the rest of time as a Reef Ball….

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Roman jewel depicting emperor expected to sell for £50,000

11th March 2010

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Why Don’t Christians Care?

11th March 2010

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In a number of places around the world, it is open season on Christians. We read of Christians burned out of their homes and slaughtered in Pakistan. Most recently, at least 500 Christians were murdered in Nigeria. The attackers in all cases are Muslims, inspired by the warlike message of their Prophet.

So where is the outrage? I don’t know what denomination those Nigerian Christians were, but Lutherans are the most numerous Christian denomination in Africa. I’m a Lutheran, but I have never heard a single word from any church source, local or national, about the mass murder of African Christians. No one seems to care.

Maybe “mainstream” Christianity is dead, except as an appendage of secular liberal opinion. Maybe, as the world’s largest religion, Christianity has become so diffused that New World Christians don’t much relate to their co-religionists in Africa and Asia. I don’t know. What I do know is that it is much more dangerous to publish a cartoon of Mohammed than to slice apart a Christian with a machete.

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Homeless man lives off hotel points from former life

11th March 2010

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Points that can be redeemed for valuable prizes….

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Why new hard disks might not be much fun for XP users

11th March 2010

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Instead of storing 512-byte sectors, hard disks will start using 4096-byte sectors. 4096 is a good size for this kind of thing. For one, it matches the standard size of allocation units in the NTFS filesystem, which nowadays is probably the most widely used filesystem on personal computers. Secondly, it matches the standard size of memory pages on x86 systems. Memory allocations on x86 systems are generally done in multiples of 4096 bytes, and correspondingly, many disk operations (such as reading to or from the pagefile, or reading in executable programs), which interact intimately with the memory system, are equally done in multiples of 4096 bytes.

We have the technology. Mostly.

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