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Under-25s baffled by laundry instructions

24th March 2010

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Well, when have they ever had to do their own laundry?

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Princess Anne mocked abroad: what do these hobbits know about style?

24th March 2010

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On a visit to New Zealand, Princess Anne has been attacked, in language too fruity for this column, for her dress sense, “cottage loaf” coiffeur and lack of height and personality. All this from a Brit who has chosen to live in a country so far removed from the cutting edge of anything, that a sheep-shearing competition passes for high culture.

Nobody out-snoots the British.

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Health bill requires vending, restaurant-chain calorie counts

24th March 2010

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Why, wonders Joe Weisenthal, are we only finding out about this now? The National Restaurant Association sought the measure — which constricts the freedom of its own membership — in hopes of gaining uniformity instead of “a potential patchwork of conflicting requirements adopted by states and cities,” to quote the Times. It can be reliably predicted, though, that the ever-growing battalions of “food policy advocates” will home-made cherry pie white backgroundnot feel constrained by any supposed national deal to refrain from pushing for further piecemeal extension of state and local requirements, thus rendering any seeming uniformity but temporary.

The requirement kicks in when a restaurant chain reaches ten units, and will foreseeably make it harder for 15-unit local chains to compete with the 1,500-unit behemoths who can spread the nontrivial costs of compliance over a much larger base. Like earlier calorie-labeling laws, it will also encourage standardization by making it hazardous for owners not to prescribe and control, e.g., precisely how much topping local employees are to spread on each sandwich or pizza. Earlier here.

People just never learn.

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Facebook ‘linked to rise in syphilis’

24th March 2010

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On the one hand, correlation does not imply causation.

On the other, it doesn’t surprise me a bit.

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Pulino’s: The Nation’s First Breakfast Pizzeria

24th March 2010

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I am not making this up.

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What would account for the misperception of libertarian homogeneity?

24th March 2010

Bryan Caplan is puzzled.

I would add a fifth possibility: People on the Left, for all their soi-disant intelligence, are actually rather dimwitted and unperceptive — which is why they’re on the Left in the first place.

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Neptune may have eaten a planet and stolen its moon

24th March 2010

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Jobs With the Best Retirement Benefits

24th March 2010

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By ‘jobs’ of course they mean ‘non-government jobs’.

Unionized workers receive considerably more generous retirement benefits, averaging $2.42 an hour, than nonunion workers, who get just 75 cents an hour. State and local government workers receive $3.19 an hour toward retirement benefits.

As John Derbyshire never ceases to say, ‘Get a government job!’

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The Jack Bauer Evangelism Program

23rd March 2010

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Why not? It works for Muslims.

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State AGs File Suit; New Health Care Front Opens in Florida

23rd March 2010

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First, it alleges that Congress, in passing the bill, overstepped its authority; that the Commerce Clause of the Constitution does not grant Congress the power to pass so sweeping a law;

Second, the plaintiffs allege something we, frankly, didn’t see coming — that the bill deprives the states a “Republican Form of Government,” in violation of Article IV, Section 4 of the Constitution;

Third, it asserts that in passing the law, the feds have encroached on state sovereignty, in violation of the Tenth Amendment to the Constitution;

Fourth, it alleges that the provision of the bill mandating that all Americans purchase health care or be fined constitutes an unconstitutional tax that violates Article I, Sections 2 and 9.

Well, that didn’t take long. Of course, under the old system, whereby the Senators were chosen by the state legislatures rather than the rabble, this health care takeover would have been laughed out of the Senate. (As, indeed, much of the stupider Federal legislation of the past 80 years would have been.)

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Flower Mound HOA Tries to Ban Solar Power

23rd March 2010

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Anybody who lives in an area with a Home Owner’s Association is a willing slave and ought to be traded to the Europeans.

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Italian teenager asks father for money to pay hitman to kill him

23rd March 2010

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Ah, those hotblooded Italians….

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Teachers attack Tory ‘free school’ plans

23rd March 2010

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Teachers are proposing industrial action and a wave of protests to block an expansion of academies and the creation of new-style “free schools”.

In Brit-speak, ‘industrial action’ means strikes and ancillary union hooliganism. Obviously the ‘teachers’ are more interested in preserving their grip on educational jobs than in actually, you know, producing educated children.

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Corporate Diversity Programs Still Suck

23rd March 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Fox News Drops the Ball.

23rd March 2010

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Fox News reported the allegations as facts, even though not a single video documenting the allegation supports them. It took the word of the Democratic congressmen at face value without noting the efforts Democratic partisans to brand opposition to Obamacare and the rest of the program of national socialism as racist. Given the partisan animus of those making the allegations and the lack of evidence supporting them, I think Fox News made a serious mistake in reporting the allegations as facts.

As they say, we report, you decide. When Fox News reported the allegations as facts over the weekend, it decided rather than reported.

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Toshiba’s building a “Micro Nuclear” reactor for your garage?

23rd March 2010

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Gee, yet another thing they can sell to Red China.

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Lung cancer gene found in non-smokers

23rd March 2010

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The researchers said lung cancer in non-smokers was an increasing problem but the causes were not well understood.

Not according to the second-hand-smoke nanny-staters.

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Children’s art club closed as ‘too middle class’

22nd March 2010

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Not your father’s Britain.

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Virtobot scanner performs ‘virtual autopsies,’ no body-slicing necessary (video)

22nd March 2010

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Buy Your Groceries European-Style

22nd March 2010

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And it doesn’t even require you to eat cheese and surrender.

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Immigration and the SPLC: How the Southern Poverty Law Center Invented a Smear, Served La Raza, Manipulated the Press, and Duped its Donors

22nd March 2010

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But that’s what they do best.

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Kitchen Gadgets Take the Fast-Food Mentality Into the Home

22nd March 2010

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Hint: Not a good thing.

In the 1980s, the popcorn button on the microwave seemed like the last word in convenience. Now, ovens ranging from countertop convection to wall models come equipped with a chicken-nugget button.

Even the manufacturers of conventional ovens realize there is no avoiding the frozen pizza. Frigidaire has a one-punch pizza button right next to the chicken-nugget button on both its wall-mount and traditional ranges.

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Study: Daylight saving time a waste of energy

22nd March 2010

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Not to mention being a total pain in the ass.

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US Health Care — Good for America, a Burden for the World?

22nd March 2010

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Europeans are beginning to suspect that an America more like Europe isn’t necessarily a good thing.

Be careful what you wish for, mes enfants – you just might get it.

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8 Predictions About Healthcare That Will Depress You (The First One: The Death Rate Won’t Fall)

22nd March 2010

Megan McArdle quantifies things.

Place your bets.

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Is health-care reform constitutional?

22nd March 2010

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Hint: Probably not.

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Dinosaurs Rode Volcanic Armageddon to Victory

22nd March 2010

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No, they’re not talking about the Democrats in Congress. Sorry.

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Stupak now target of all sides in abortion debate

22nd March 2010

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Gee, my heart bleeds for him.

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Google stops censoring in China

22nd March 2010

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Well. Better late than never, I suppose. Still, these days, it’s a victory.

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Boy arrested after Wal-Mart announcement for ‘all black people’ to leave

22nd March 2010

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Of course, this won’t prevent The Usual Suspects from using it as a stick to beat Walmart with for ever and ever. But at least (as the saying goes) the truth is out there.

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Crisis, the Health Care Bill, and the Growth of Government

22nd March 2010

Ilya Somin at the Volokh Conspiracy traces how we lose our freedom through a defective political process.

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Startup Says Quantum Dots Can Transform Cellphone Cameras

22nd March 2010

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Government-Run Insurance Markets, Taxes On Investment Income, A Trillion Dollars In New Spending, And A Federal Mandate To Buy Health Insurance: Welcome to ObamaCare!

22nd March 2010

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Why writing software is not like engineering

22nd March 2010

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Man mauled by rescue dog one hour after taking it home

21st March 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Bangladeshi man beheaded to redden bricks

21st March 2010

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Sure, these people are ready for self-government.

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Divine-right monarchy for the modern secular intellectual

21st March 2010

Mencius Moldbug is at it again.

Here are three words that will permanently cure you of democracy – if any three words can. Imperium is conserved.

That is: no form of government can be defined as un-government or self-government. There is always a government; there is always a process by which this government makes decisions; this process always consists of the decisions of one or more human beings, and no other party or force. Therefore, either you rule, or you are ruled by others. Typically the latter. As Maine writes in Popular Government: “democracy is a form of government.” In other words, it lacks any spiritual connotation; like any form of government, it can only be judged by its results.

The democrat, who is typically also an aristocrat, thinks or allows himself to think that, by dethroning the king and transferring the king’s powers to an assembly, he is destroying the sovereign imperium. But he is not; he is only dispersing it.

A Bourbon Gulag or a Tudor Holocaust are entirely inconceivable. Even St. Bartholomew’s was a peccadillo by the standards of a Marat, a Lenin or a Mao. Why? Because imperium  is conserved. A stable monarch has no reason to massacre the Jews or shoot the Old Bolsheviks. Being stable, holding a monopoly of power, he has nothing to fear. Stalin and Hitler did. Hence, tyranny results not from the concentration of imperium, but from its dispersal.

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Google Street View criticised for ‘showing images of secret SAS headquarters’

20th March 2010

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‘Here, Abdul, is where we put the bombs.’

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Killer convicted with ‘dog DNA’ evidence jailed for life

20th March 2010

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We have the technology.

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NYC councilwoman walks into trailer hitch of parked truck

20th March 2010

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And sues, of course.

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Cheeseburger Flowchart

20th March 2010

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Roy, you might want to put this on a piece of clothing.

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General David Petraeus tipped as Republican 2012 presidential candidate

20th March 2010

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Wouldn’t it be nice to have a grownup to vote for?

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Gang tries to kill police by drilling gas pipeline into station

20th March 2010

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California, of course.

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Shark-Bitten Crocodile Poop Fossils Found (No, Really)

20th March 2010

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Explaining a Darwin Award death

20th March 2010

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How does one relate the news of a particularly embarrassing demise, muses Nigel Farndale.

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Man charged over body found in suitcase

20th March 2010

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Omar Hussain has been charged with murder after the decomposed body of Banaz Mahmod was found in a suitcase.

Well, I should think.

Miss Mahmod began a relationship with Mr Suleimani after leaving an unhappy arranged marriage.

Her father, Mahmod Mahmod, uncle Ari Mahmod and a third man, Mohamad Hama, were jailed for life in 2007 for the so-called ”honour” killing.

Mr Suleimani was deemed unsuitable because he did not come from the small group of villages in Iraqi Kurdistan from which the Mahmods originated.

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Boeing Completes Design of Shipboard Superlaser

20th March 2010

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We have the technology.

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The Best Funny And Educational Geek Songs

20th March 2010

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Hey, don’t say we never have useful stuff here.

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Romanticizing the Poor

20th March 2010

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Market solutions to poverty are very much in vogue. These solutions, which include services and products targeting consumers at the “bottom of the pyramid,” portray poor people as creative entrepreneurs and discerning consumers. Yet this rosy view of poverty-stricken people is not only wrong, but also harmful. It allows corporations, governments, and nonprofits to deny this vulnerable population the protections it needs. Romanticizing the poor also hobbles realistic interventions for alleviating poverty.

Poor people aren’t diamonds in the rough who only need a fair shake to blossom and succeed; they’re mostly worthless people with character defects that preclude them from getting ahead no matter how many ‘helping hands’ they’re extended.

Beneath these beliefs in the market readiness of poor people lies a more basic assumption: people in dire straits are well-informed and rational economic actors. Yet this view denies the fact that poor people often act against their own self-interest. Of course, wealthier people sometimes do so, too. But poor people face far worse consequences for their bad choices than do more affluent people. And so romanticized views of BOP people as value-conscious consumers and resilient entrepreneurs are not only false, but also harmful. These views lead states to build too few legal, regulatory, and social mechanisms to protect the poor, as well as to rely too heavily on market solutions to poverty.

‘The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.’

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Massive FBI computer overhaul is put on ice (again)

20th March 2010

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The suspension is the second roadblock the upgrade has faced. In 2006, Lockheed Martin was brought in as the project contractor after it stalled under Science Applications International Corporation. FBI officials said the earlier project had to be rebooted because problems had grown too big to be fixed.

Yeah, we totally want these people in charge of our health care.

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