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Why Did the U.S. Government Recently Purchase 30,000 Guillotines?

13th October 2013

Read it.

You know they don’t have the balls to use them for executions. So it’s probably for testing vegetables or something.

One Response to “Why Did the U.S. Government Recently Purchase 30,000 Guillotines?”

  1. lowly Says:

    Never mind there’s not a shred of evidence to support these allegations. The first clue to their fictitiousness is the fact that the author to whom they’re attributed, retired FBI agent Ted Gunderson, died two years before the article was published.