Coroner Mystified by Death of British Spy in Bag
2nd May 2012
It is unlikely that the death of a British spy found at his home in 2010 — his naked body padlocked inside a large red carrying bag stowed in the bathtub — will ever be satisfactorily explained, coroner Fiona Wilcox said Wednesday.
I suspect Jason Bourne.
There was a key to the bag in which he was found inside it with him, and there were others in his apartment, Wilcox said.
There was no sign of a break-in or robbery in his neat, tidy apartment, she said Wednesday. She described his body as “peaceful” and said there was no indication of a struggle.
Definitely Jason Bourne.
May 2nd, 2012 at 08:15
What? Can’t find a credible way to pin it on Muslim Jihadists? You must be slipping.
May 2nd, 2012 at 10:52
Somebody went to a lot of trouble to cover their tracks but still make sure everybody knew he’d been murdered. Jihadis tend towards things like strapping bombs on retarded girls. They match wits with the TSA. This one is not their style.