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The First Wave of Urban Robots Is Here

28th May 2022

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Not only do we move large items, like dining tables with cars, but we also move small items, like our dinner deliveries with cars. This system isn’t just incredibly inefficient, but it creates emissions, traffic, and unnecessary accidents. But could this problem could be solved with a small, cute robot? To help reduce our reliance on cars, Ali created a fully-autonomous sidewalk bot that is used to deliver small items like our dinner deliveries.

Hmmm. Robots making deliveries.

  1. How soon before one gets hacked and hijacked? What’s the black market price of a used delivery robot?
  2. How soon before one is just pried open? It’s easier than an ATM, so you wouldn’t need a backhoe. A wrecking bar would probably do.

Uh, let’s think this through a little more.

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