Rush Limbaugh had a lot of fun today doing a play-by-play on the most recent KiddeGate news. I do not binge-watch the news as Rush does — I have more important things to do, like folding my underwear, but it’s really the basis of his job — so I’m depending on his time-line, which I think justified.
We must begin with some background, a case called Flores consent degree from 1997 in which the Ninth Circus Court of Appeals (the most reversed appellate court in the U.S.) entered into a ” with the Clinton Justice Department whereby illegal immigrant children can’t be detained for more than 20 days. (‘Consent degrees’ are a species of collusion often used by Demagogue administrations to fix the law to be more to their liking. One of their pet activist groups will bring some bullshit suit against a law they don’t like, and the administration will give in and sign a ‘consent degree’ that puts a court’s stamp of approval on the twisted interpretation that they wanted all along.)
The Flores case is the grit in the oyster of immigration enforcement around which has accrued a proglodyte pearl of great price called ‘catch and release’, whereby the kids are held for some amount of time less than 20 days, and then released, and Since We Can’t Separate Families, the parents are released as well with a little notice of when the court date for their asylum case will be. They murmur gracias, señor, and snigger on their way to meet the folks from La Raza, who hand them a map to the nearest Sanctuary City with a hearty Bienvenido a Los Estados Unidos, and nobody in the government ever sees them again — unless they are picked up in a sweep for illegal immigrant workers, such as happened recently in Ohio, or they’re arrested for a serious crime (maybe).
This is the background for all of the pressure on Trump. The Chattering Class figured that if they could win on the Keep Families Together front, then catch-and-release would go back into effect that the border would continue to drip future Demagogue Party voters.
Trump, however, has done one of his political judo moves again. He let the pressure build up until he judged it the right time to jerk open the door that they’re all piling against by signing this Executive Order that the families be, hey, kept together. For about a half an hour the Chattering Class went through their little victory lap until some bright boy actually read the document and discovered that it didn’t reinstate catch-and-release: Sure, they families will stay together in detention. Oh, then came the wailing and gnashing of teeth (Dems Get What They Want, Are Still Outraged) as the Chattering Class was forced to admit that there was indeed a legal bump in the road (Flores) and that what they had been screaming for all along would not, in fact, come to pass — As soon as the ACLU or its equivalent can get before a Federal court, this Executive Order is going to get thrown out. And there will stand Trump with his hands out, saying ‘Hey, I gave you what you wanted, and guess what? It’s against the law, just as I told you it was?’
So now we’re back to the status quo ante and all they can do is bluster, having been stripped naked of the conceit that It’s For The Children. Everyone will realize that it’s not for The Children at all; it’s just about pummeling Trump.
What the next step in this dance will be I don’t know; I’m not a political judo-master like Trump. But I’m sure it will be entertaining. Pass the popcorn.