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Archive for July, 2007

Researchers Find a Use for Jellyfish. The Many, Many Jellyfish.

17th July 2007

NYT. I was unaware that “jellyfish waste” removal was such a problem.

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Miffed cell suscriber goes on tower-destroying rampage in APC

16th July 2007

Item. Admit it … we’ve all wanted to do that. I really love Australians.

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My Daddy’s Name is “Donor”

16th July 2007

Item. Well, it had to happen.

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The New New Atheism

16th July 2007

Item. Nothing new under the sun, as the Good Book says.

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Dems Apparently Fear Thompson

16th July 2007

Item. And rightly so. Go, Fred.

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If You Own An ATM, You Probably Want To Change The Default Password

16th July 2007

Item. This is simply astonishing … and a good reminder that an IQ of 100 means the middle of the range, not the lower end.

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When the Trill of a Cellphone Brings the Clang of Prison Doors

16th July 2007

Item. Trust the New York Times to focus on the criminal rather than on the fact that more are being caught.

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Money talks.

16th July 2007

Item. This is really neat. Very revealing, too.

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Cartels grow pot on ‘national treasures,’ drug czar says

16th July 2007

Item. Makes you wonder what we need a “drug czar” for if all he can do is Point With Alarm.

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People Expect Better Medical Care In Big Buildings

15th July 2007

Item. My Doc’s bigger than your Doc….

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LAT Writer: Joining Military Not ‘A Well-Informed Choice,’ But A ‘Product of Manipulation’

15th July 2007

Item. Clueless in Los Angeles.

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How to score higher on the SAT

15th July 2007

Steve Sailer. The dirty little secret about political correctness and The Test.

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Video: Killer Bee Replaces Death Cult Mickey

15th July 2007

Item. Where is Marian Wright Edelman when you really need her? (Probably off pestering a Republican.)

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Listen-a-me!

15th July 2007

Item. That’s what I’m talkin’ about….

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Marketing Terrorism As ‘Peace’

15th July 2007

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Hey, being on the left has always been more of a fashion statement than anything else among the People of the Crust.

Next step: The Live Hamas worldwide concert. (Sorry, that’s about as much Barbra Streisand as I can take….)

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Bin Laden Video Fools AP

15th July 2007

Item. Not that it’s hard to fool AP.

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Better than lolcats

15th July 2007

Item.

More interesting than it sounds. It has cartoons.

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Weird Logic and Bayesian semantics

15th July 2007

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Trust me, it’s more interesting than it sounds. It cites Dilbert.

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The double standard on the “Is Obama Black Enough” question

15th July 2007

Steve Sailer.

Read The Whole Thing.

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Americans Overwhelmingly Believe Media Are Liberally Biased

15th July 2007

Item.

The American public aren’t as stupid as most People of the Crust believe them to be.

Not that it matters much. Those that make the rules get the gold.

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Oh, Inverted World

15th July 2007

Item.

This would make the basis of a really neat science fiction story.

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Climate Change Debate Hinges On Economics

15th July 2007

Item.

That’s YOUR money they want to spend, boys and girls.

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The Anguished Moderate | Olympia Snowe

15th July 2007

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“Moderate”, of course, meaning “having no principles aside from doing whatever it takes to get re-elected”.

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India Tries to Stop Sex-Selective Abortions

15th July 2007

Item.

An excess of young males without enough females to go around has historically been the source of much trouble.

Things ought to get very interesting in about twenty years when these guys and the Chinese wind up with the same problem. Perhaps I’ll be safely dead by then.

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Autonomous Flying Ambulances Could Save Troops

15th July 2007

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I would have a problem with trusting my life to any flying vehicle, much less one controlled by a robot.

The threat from rocket-propelled grenades has grounded the big helicopters.

I don’t see how being unmanned makes vehicles immune from the same threats that face manned vehicles. I’d rather have some guy driving the bus whose own life depends on us getting safely home. But perhaps that’s just me.

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Nope, That’s Not a Hairy Elephant

15th July 2007

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But perhaps we can get it to play one on TV.

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A Battle Between the Bottle and the Faucet

15th July 2007

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Do a taste test and you’ll quickly discern why people prefer the bottled stuff. Ponder also the fact that bottled water is provided by private industry and tap water is provided by a local government — which would you trust with your health? Apparently, for many, that isn’t a difficult question.

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Selling a Lofty Concept (Clean Energy) by Appealing to a Basic Desire: Free Beer

15th July 2007

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I am reminded of the classic cartoon about the singing frog. It didn’t work then, either.

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Deadly Violence Surges in the Tribal Regions of Pakistan

14th July 2007

Item. Gee, where did that come from? I thought it was a religion of peace.

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In Nashville, a Street Gang Emerges in a Kurdish Enclave

14th July 2007

Item. Isn’t that special.

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The Stillborn State of Sequoyah

14th July 2007

Item.

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Korean researchers develop uber-cheap solar cells

14th July 2007

Item. More good news.

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Negative is the new positive

14th July 2007

Item. Don’t ask me, I don’t understand it either.

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Michael Moore Warns CNN: ‘I’m About to Become Your Worst Nightmare’

14th July 2007

Item. I love it when they turn on each other.

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AMERICAN FOOD WRITING

14th July 2007

Review.

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An Atheist Responds

14th July 2007

Christopher Hitchens responds to Michael Gerson.

However, it is his own supposedly kindly religion that prevents him from seeing how insulting is the latent suggestion of his position: the appalling insinuation that I would not know right from wrong if I was not supernaturally guided by a celestial dictatorship, which could read and condemn my thoughts and which could also consign me to eternal worshipful bliss (a somewhat hellish idea) or to an actual hell.

Well, unfortunately, that’s not what Gerson said.

 Atheists can be good people; they just have no objective way to judge the conduct of those who are not.

Hitchens is a trained and experienced polemicist, so perhaps this particular subroutine kicks in automatically, but it is still unsatisfactory when a sniper shoots a bystander rather than the bad guy.

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Teen Vogue: ‘A Breezy Global-Chic Scarf’

14th July 2007

Item. Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

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Covert Ops

14th July 2007

Item. And sociopathy a marketable man. Look for it in the fiction section of a bookstore near you.

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Radicalism Among Muslim Professionals Worries Many

14th July 2007

Item Oh, ya think? Welcome to the real world, sweetheart.

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Peacekeepers Accused of Smuggling Gold

14th July 2007

Item. Unfortunately, most Retarded countries think of the U.N. the same way they think of their own governments — an organized theft and extortion scheme rather than an organ that’s actually supposed to accomplish something useful.

Remind me: why are we paying for these crooks?

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Dewey? At This Library With a Very Different Outlook, They Don’t

14th July 2007

Item. Most libraries that drop the Dewey system pick up the Library of Congress system. Curiously, they seem to have abandoned any classification scheme whatsoever. Don’t know how they go about reshelving books — or directing people to books from the computer catalog. The purpose of a catalog, after all, is not to put like things together but rather to promote finding stuff once you know what it is.

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Of Disparate Faiths, but of Like Mind on Dress Code

14th July 2007

Item. Curiouser and curiouser.

The common bond of Orthodox Jew and Pentecostal Christian is a belief in the right of a devout person to dress according to religious belief, without the risk of being fired.

And why is this in the New York Times? Can you spell “burqa”? Can you spell “moral equivalence”? I’m sure you can.

Admittedly, this one is a bit more subtle than most. But The Agenda is still The Agenda.

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AP Buried Political Party of Corrupt Jail-Bound Democrat

14th July 2007

Item. Not really a surprise.

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Courtroom Explodes in Laughter After ABC’s Sawyer Touts Fairness of Journalists

14th July 2007

Item. You know you’re having a bad day when….

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Transformers phone sports lethal theft deterrent system

14th July 2007

Item. I can’t wait for the movie.

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Mencius Moldbug has a Navrozov moment … or two.

14th July 2007

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The charge that universities are directly responsible for almost all the violence in the world today, for example, strikes me as essentially accurate.

Read The Whole Thing.

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The current economic plan

14th July 2007

Cartoon. I don’t care who you are, this is funny.

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Brando intros beefed up USB can cooler / warmer

14th July 2007

Item. This would actually be useful.

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Text Messages Sent on Phone of Driver Before Wreck

14th July 2007

Item.

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N.Y. Attorney General Objects to Insurer’s Ranking of Doctors by Cost and Quality

14th July 2007

Item. Hey, it worked for Eliot Spitzer — he’s governor now.

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