DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Shit Obama Says: Politicians Invented College

23rd January 2015

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That will come as news to the people at Harvard and Yale, to say nothing of Oxford and Cambridge.

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Man Flies Family and Two Nannies on a Private Jet to Davos, Where He Says Our ‘Lifestyle Expectations Are Far Too High’

23rd January 2015

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And AlGore is right there to second that emotion.

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King Abdullah’s Moderate Beheadings

23rd January 2015

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New York Times obit:

Still, Abdullah became, in some ways, a force of moderation. He contested Al Qaeda’s militant interpretations of the faith as justifying, even compelling, terrorist acts. He ordered that textbooks be purged of their most extreme language and sent 900 imams to re-education sessions. He had hundreds of militants arrested and some beheaded.

Well, he didn’t blow up any school children and only beheaded other Muslims, so I guess that counts as ‘moderate’.

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Whither the Ebola Czar?

23rd January 2015

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So for some time now, we have had a Czar to be in charge of Ebola. Oh, not an actual doctor, of course, just a spin doctor. A career bureaucrat and hanger-on. And we haven’t heard Word One about Ebola or the Czar since. Wouldn’t you love to know his salary? Wouldn’t you love to have it? Apparently, just appointing a Czar did the trick and the crisis is now over! Huzzah! I plan to appoint a Czar of Housekeeping and Cooking in hopes that those things will be taken care of as easily. Oh wait, I think that’s me.

So what has the head of the CDC been doing with his time, then? Could he not have outsourced to underlings the task of hounding people to get this year’s near-worthless flu shots? Better still, could they not have come closer to guessing the actual flu varieties for the shot so that my elderly parents didn’t get horribly sick along with all of their fellow residents in their assisted living facility? They all got flu shots like good little soldiers.

Then, too, they might have saved several hundred thousand dollars if they had decided to take a pass on studying why so many lesbians are fat.

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A Presidential Debate I’d Really Like to See

23rd January 2015

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If Groceries Were Supplied Like K-12 Education…

23rd January 2015

Don Boudreaux, a Real Economist, takes a delightful look at an alternate reality.

… news reports would regularly include stories of “grocery experts” offering new and “pioneering” proposals to improve grocery distribution, and the citizens of “grocery districts” meeting with their local “grocery boards” to discuss and debate these different proposals.  Each affiliate of a major national network (like each of the national networks), as well as each newspaper and other significant news outlet, would have its own “grocery reporter” (or “grocery correspondent”) to keep tabs on the latest efforts to improve the way government delivers groceries to citizens.

When new big-city mayors are sworn into office they would typically replace the incumbent “Grocery Superintendents” (or “Grocery Chancellors”) with their own preferred “Grocery Superintendents” (or “Chancellors”).  The local policy punditry would discuss in great detail the differences in the grocery-supply philosophies of the new Grocery Superintendents compared to those of the outgoing Superintendents.  ”Grocery-beat reporters” would often solicit from people on the street these people’s opinions of the different methods proposed to improve grocery distribution.  Question such as “Do you think new Grocery Chancellor Smith’s proposal to allow a handful of people to buy their groceries from charter grocery stores is a good idea?  Or do you side with former Chancellor Jones in staunchly opposing charter grocery stores?” would be asked and seriously answered.

Anyone proposing to get government out of the grocery-supply business would, of course, be ridiculed as being totally unrealistic or being an out-of-touch ideologue, or accused of harboring a secret desire to see the the vast majority of people suffer starvation while only the top one percent of the population continues to enjoy excellent access to superb groceries.  Likewise, proposals to cut (or to not increase) grocery-district funding would be widely condemned as being pro-starvation proposals.  And efforts to measure the performance of grocery-store workers would be mocked as impossible as well as unfair to such workers.  Efforts to restrain the pay of grocery-store workers would be portrayed as efforts to deny ordinary citizens access to the best possible supply of groceries.

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ISLAMOCOPIA FRIDAY: What’s New in the Religion of Peace

23rd January 2015

Belgium terror suspects had police uniforms, report says

Belgian guards protect key sites across country

Gunmen abduct chief of staff to Yemen president, officials say

Obama vs. Cameron: British PM takes hard line on ‘Islamist’ extremists, Obama avoids I-word

Afghan officials arrest 5 in connection with Pakistan school massacre

Iraq attacks kill 17, including 8 in village retaken from IS

Belgium on high alert after two die in police anti-terror raid

Ankara Mayor: Israel to Blame for Charlie Hebdo Attack

Oxford University Press: Authors Shouldn’t Talk about Pork In Case They Offend Others

ISIS releases 200 captive Yazidis in Iraq

Gun battle between rebels, military reported in Yemeni capital

A year on, Islamic State group still rules Iraq’s Fallujah

Hezbollah commanders killed in suspected Israeli airstrike

Islamic State backers emerge in Afghanistan, ex-Guantanamo inmate reportedly recruiting

Hundreds of police take part in Germany anti-terror raids

Afghan villager who saved Navy SEAL in hiding, seeking US asylum

Islamic State presence confirmed in Afghanistan

Saudi Man Arrested for Capturing Beheading on Video

Yemen: The New Afghanistan

Israeli police say Palestinian stabs nine people on Tel Aviv bus

Iraqi leader says country’s armed forces ‘almost on our own’ against ISIS

Supreme Court rules for bearded Muslim inmate

Al Qaeda operative freed from US federal prison early for ‘time served’

US senators urge Saudi Arabia to halt ‘barbaric’ flogging of blogger  (Good luck with that)

Shiite rebels shell residence of Yemen president’s home, take over palace

Canadian troops exchanged fire with ISIS

Hamas Praises Tel Aviv Bus Stabbing Attack

Female Genital Mutilation a Growing Problem in Iran. Not for Muslims, of course. (Nor for feminists, apparently.)

Malaysia’s Top Court Bans Use of Word ‘Allah’ in Catholic Paper

Legendary A-10 ‘Warthog’ sends ISIS fleeing even as it faces Pentagon cuts

Iran Guard vows to punish Israel for general killed in Syria

Kerry says airstrikes cut ISIS leadership in half, halted momentum

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It Had To Be You

23rd January 2015

Mark Steyn, in addition to being on of the most entertaining political commentators around, knows more about popular American music than I would have believed humanly possible. Today he takes a fascinating look at ‘Sinatra Song of the Century #5′ and the people who made it great.

Who wrote “It Had To Be You”? Cole Porter? The Gershwins? No, it was Isham Jones and Gus Kahn. Who? Don’t laugh: By some rankings, Gus Kahn is second only to Irving Berlin in the number of hit songs he wrote, including our very first two Songs of the Week, “San Francisco” (Number One) and “Dream A Little Dream Of Me” (Number Two). Frank sang a lot of Gus Kahn lyrics. Kahn has two tracks on the defining Sinatra LP of the Fifties, Songs For Swingin’ Lovers – “Makin’ Whoopee” and “Swingin’ Down The Lane”, which is the nearest thing to a title song.

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The Ideal Communist Climate-Friendly City

23rd January 2015

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To stop climate change, Al Gore wants to spend a mere $90 trillion rebuilding all of the world’s cities so that everyone is living in such high-density neighborhoods that they don’t need cars. While a few curmudgeonly types might think that $90 trillion sounds like a lot of money, it really isn’t, say Gore and former Mexico president Filipe Calderon. After all, the world is probably going to spend the $90 trillion on something in the next few years anyway, so what’s wrong with spending it on this?

Gore made the proposal at an economics conference in Davos, Switzerland attended by billionaires who fly in on private jets so they can tell other people they need to get used to consuming less. Of course, neither Gore nor the other millionaires and billionaires at the conference expect to be stuck living in a high-density apartment any time soon.

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The War That Never Ends

23rd January 2015

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The establishment of the State of Israel in 1948 is known by the Arabs as the nakba, the “catastrophe”, because it allowed the despised Jews to rule over territory that had been Muslim since the Arabs first poured out of Arabia in the 7th century. How could Allah permit these apes and pigs to do anything so vile? Faithful Muslims must right this wrong! The believers were required to fight until the Jews were driven into the sea and the honor of Islam restored.

This is why “peace in the Middle East” remains so elusive. From a Muslin point of view, there will be no peace in the Middle East as long as there are Jews in the Middle East. It’s as simple as that.

Gates of Vienna is an amazing web site, at the center of a great assemblage of sharp people (both here and in overseas) who are dedicated to getting the word out on the jihad terrorism that inhabits the heart of Islam. They are supported by donations from other people with the same concerns who actually have day jobs. Please stop by and drop a dollar or two their way; they do good and important work.

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Thought for the Day

23rd January 2015

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Princeton Professor and Others Offer to Take 1,000 Lashes for Saudi Blogger Raif Badawi

23rd January 2015

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A Princeton University professor and a prominent Muslim American figure, as well as five other religious freedom advocates, are offering to take 100 lashes each for imprisoned blogger Raif Badawi who was sentenced by Saudi Arabia to 1,000 lashes for insulting his country’s clerics.

In a letter to the Saudi Ambassador to the U.S., Robert P. George, a Princeton professor and vice chairman of the U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom, and Dr. M. Zuhdi Jasser, president of the American Islamic Forum for Democracy, urged the immediate release of Badawi.

Only 100 each? Make it 500 and then I’ll be impressed. (But they won’t support pushback against jihadist terror — that would be going too far.)

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$10K Veterans Grant Announced NH’s Higher Education Institutions

22nd January 2015

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A $10,000 veterans grant was announced for New Hampshire’s higher education institutions. The New Hampshire Legislative Commission on Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI) partnered with LTC Partners for the grant.

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The Middle East’s Vanishing Christians

22nd January 2015

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The Middle East is losing its ancient Christian heritage. When Iraq was invaded in 2003, 1.5 million Christians were living there. Now the figure is 400,000 and falling. The savagery of the Islamic State has accelerated the Christian exodus.

Reminder for the dimwitted: Islam is an oppressive totalitarian ideology, masquerading as a religion, with which no co-existence is possible.

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Libyan Fighters Seize Benghazi Branch of Central Bank

22nd January 2015

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Fighters for one of the factions battling for control of Libya seized the Benghazi branch of the country’s central bank on Thursday, threatening to set off an armed scramble for the bank’s vast stores of money and gold, and cripple one of the last functioning institutions in the country.

The central bank is the repository for Libya’s oil revenue and holds nearly $100 billion in foreign currency reserves. It is the great prize at the center of the armed struggles that have raged here since the overthrow of Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi in 2011. Western leaders had hoped that it might play a crucial role in helping to bring the rest of the country back together.

It takes some real talent to be worse than Qaddafi.

How’s that ‘Arab Spring’ workin’ out for ya?

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Only Police Should Have…Body Armor?

22nd January 2015

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Venturing down a line of legislative reasoning that apparently sees threats to the republic in convenience store clerks, security guards, globe-trotting journalists, and shopkeepers nervy enough to do business in troubled neighborhoods, Rep. Mike Honda (D-YouGottaBeKiddingMe) offers up HR 378, The Responsible Body Armor Possession Act. Yes, it is in fact a bill intended to limit people’s ability to own gear that reduces injuries and death caused by bullets.

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Income Inequality *Is* a Problem—When Caused by Government Meddling

22nd January 2015

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But the preferred solution, for those who bitch the loudest, is — more government meddling. Idiots.

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Netanyahu to Address Congress on March 3; Obama Won’t Meet Him During D.C. Visit

22nd January 2015

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Lucky Netanyahu. But he still has to be around Boehner; hard to say which prospect is more unpleasant.

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Sheldon Silver, New York Assembly Leader, Is Arrested on Graft Charges

22nd January 2015

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Democrat, of course, but you probably knew that.

More here. And here.

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The U.S. Income Gap May Be Narrower Than We Think

22nd January 2015

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Thomas Piketty, writing with economist Emmanuel Saez, has estimated that those in the bottom 90% of the income distribution received only 9% of the income gains between 1979 and 2007 (the year before the onset of the Great Recession).

But their estimate ignores government transfer payments, and it doesn’t take into account the aging of the population, among other things. When these adjustments are made, a much less pessimistic result emerges.

Why ‘pessimistic’? Some people have a lot more money than other people? Why is that a problem? The assumption seems to be that ‘Well, it’s a problem’, without any discussion (much less evidence) as to why it’s a problem. The people who bitch about it the most are the people who seem to assume that it’s ipso facto some sort of evidence of ‘social injustice’, but they can’t ever be bothered to explain why that is; they just assume it, and far too many people who ought to know better just accept that assumption without questioning it.

That’s horseshit, and I’ll be the first to say it. You want me to worry about income inequality? Okay, explain to me why it’s something to worry about. Otherwise, STFU.

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Men DO Have the Right to Stand Up and Wee, Rules German Court

22nd January 2015

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The finding was made when a landlord claimed his tenant had ruined a marble floor by sprinkling it with urine.

The disgruntled landlord tried to retain a €3,000 (£2,300) deposit for the damage allegedly caused by his guest’s acidic spillage.

But Judge Stefan Hank today ruled that men who stand up to relieve themselves cannot be held to account for any collateral damage.

And there was much rejoicing.

 

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US Senate Agrees That Climate Change Is Real in a 98 to 1 Vote

22nd January 2015

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Note that the amendment didn’t say man-made climate change.

The amendment even won support from James Inhofe (R-Oklahoma), one of the vanguard of Republican climate change deniers who had previously called the phenomenon a hoax. Inhofe voted in favor of the amendment, stating that Earth’s climate has “always changed,” and citing “biblical evidence” to support the theory.

The Senate has gone on record to agree that climate change is real, but the governmental body is still split on its causes — other amendments introduced later in the day that attributed climate change to the actions of humans failed to receive the 60 votes required to pass, despite some Republican support.

I guess they have to take their victories where they can get them.

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Democrats Always Talk About Latino Voters, So Why Are They Snubbing Their Most Prominent Latino Leader?

22nd January 2015

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Well, now, let me think….

In Texas, no matter the year, no matter how promising the political environment is for Democrats, there’s a constant refrain that the state’s diversifying demographics will make it competitive. Whether it’s an abortion-rights-defending state senator (Wendy Davis, in 2014), moderate Houston mayor (Bill White, 2010), African-American Dallas mayor (Ron Kirk, 2002), or charismatic Latino businessman (Tony Sanchez, 2002), there’s long been hype about mobilizing Hispanic voters to make the state more Democratic—but nothing has come of it.

But in California, where one of the country’s most prominent Latino leaders is considering a run for the Senate, there’s very little excitement about doing the same to help former Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa fill the seat being vacated by Sen. Barbara Boxer.

Uh, maybe because he’s a crook? No, that never bothered Democrats before….

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Google Spent Record Cash Lobbying Congress in 2014

22nd January 2015

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Undiscussed: The fact that they’d be fools not to. Lobbying Congress is like installing a sprinkler system in a factory; only idiots don’t.

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Google Inks Deal With Sprint, T-Mobile to Become Wireless Carrier

22nd January 2015

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I’m in.

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Thought for the Day

22nd January 2015

Seat Choice

Have I mentioned that I don’t fly?

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Bicycles and Race in Portland

22nd January 2015

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The flashpoint for the gentrification conversation along Portland’s North Williams revolves around the bicycle. The cultural appetite for what the creative class likes and enjoys is in stark contrast to that of the African-American community. “North Williams Avenue wasn’t hip back in the late 1970s. There was no Tasty n Sons. No Ristretto Roasters. No 5th Quadrant. Back then, it was the heart of the African American community. It was wonderfully colorful and gritty.” As the black community saw their own businesses close down through economic disinvestment, they weren’t replaced with new businesses that they regarded as desirable. In the several hours I spent today at Ristretto I have seen roughly a hundred patrons come in and go out, plus others sitting outside on the patios of one of several nearby restaurants. Only three were African-American. As I mentioned earlier, the buildings that surround this coffee shop are home to many African-American families. And yet these new businesses do not appeal to their cultural tastes.

Welcome to the Left Coast. Be careful not to step in the diversity.

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Hershey-Backed 3D Chocolate Printer in the Works

22nd January 2015

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And women everywhere rejoice.

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Brickbat: No Entrance

22nd January 2015

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Following a complaint that one entrance to Romare Bearden Park in Charlotte-Mecklenburg County, North Carolina, wasn’t handicapped accessible, officials used benches to block that stairway. Some people are now using another entrance to the park, but others, who presumably aren’t handicapped, are simply going over or around the benches.

Presumably the theory is that if handicapped people can’t use it, nobody ought to be allowed to use it.

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(More) Rail Troubles

22nd January 2015

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The latest news from Hawai’i is that the Honululu Authority for Rapid Transportation (HART) lied to the city council when it told them the city’s rail project was $500 million to $700 million over budget. It turns out it’s really $910 million over budget. HART was just hoping to cover up $210 million of the deficit by quietly transferring bus money to the rail project.

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To BPA or Not to BPA, That Is the Question

22nd January 2015

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In between gasps about the hottest year ever, and palpitations over fracking, environmentalists have been worked up for a long time now about BPA—bisphenol-A, an ingredient in many plastic products.  Environmentalists want it banned, because Rosie O’Donnell or something.  Well, European environmental regulators, who typically ban [six impossible] things before breakfast, have given BPA a clean bill of health.

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Fight Terrorism — Hire Imams!

22nd January 2015

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The Charlie Hebdo massacre has really shaken up French political leaders, forcing them to get serious about dealing with Islamic terrorists on French soil. Today Prime Minister Manuel Valls announced strong new measures to combat the rise of Islamic extremism. His planned actions include spending €425 million, creating 2,800 jobs, and… hiring sixty imams!

I feel safer already.

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The Muslim Brotherhood and Terror Financing in Quebec

22nd January 2015

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Once again, it’s remarkable that this material is finally making its way into major media outlets. Is it possible that the Charlie Hebdo massacre in France has rattled the nomenklatura in Quebec? Have they been forced to conduct an actual investigation into the consequences of the Islamization of their province?

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In Failing to Confront Islamism, the Left Betrays Itself

22nd January 2015

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The refusal of social democrats, liberals and leftists to stand up to Islamofascism in the democracies of Europe, North America, India and South Africa, has also had an unintended consequence. It has paved the way for an anti-immigrant backlash against all non-whites, in which the left are portrayed as apologists for religious fanaticism. An unnecessary rise of xenophobia that could have been avoided, had the left led the struggle against Islamofascism, is now entrenched.

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Nigeria Election Tensions Raise Specter of Break-Up

22nd January 2015

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As Nigeria approaches its most divisive and closely fought election since the end of military rule in 1999, its leaders are having to reassure voters that Africa’s most populous nation will remain in one piece.

Even if the Hausa have to use military force to suppress it, as happened with the Igbo in the 1960s.

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Millionaire Households Fleeing N.J. by the Thousands, Study Says

22nd January 2015

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New Jersey lost roughly 10,000 millionaire households, but those affluent families who remain still account for 7 percent of the whole state, the researchers said.

Tell the truth: Would you want to live in New Jersey if you didn’t have to?

A high tax rate for top earners may have led to some migration out of the state, according to David Thompson, the lead researcher.

Oh, ya think?

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Vandals Burn American Flag Donated by Marine to Oregon School

22nd January 2015

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The Marine, who donated a replacement flag to the school, said the vandals burned the flag and returned it to the pole, flying it at half-staff, the report said.

Welcome to the Left Coast. Be careful not to step in the diversity.

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The Rise of Fake Engine Noise

21st January 2015

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Fake engine noise has become one of the auto industry’s dirty little secrets, with automakers from BMW to Volkswagen turning to a sound-boosting bag of tricks. Without them, today’s more fuel-efficient engines would sound far quieter and, automakers worry, seemingly less powerful, potentially pushing buyers away.

Softer-sounding engines are actually a positive symbol of just how far engines and gas economy have progressed. But automakers say they resort to artifice because they understand a key car-buyer paradox: Drivers want all the force and fuel savings of a newer, better engine — but the classic sound of an old gas-guzzler.

“Enhanced” engine songs have become the signature of eerily quiet electrics like the Toyota Prius. But the fakery is now increasingly finding its way into beefy trucks and muscle cars, long revered for their iconic growl.

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In the Basement of the Ivory Tower

21st January 2015

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I work at colleges of last resort. For many of my students, college was not a goal they spent years preparing for, but a place they landed in. Those I teach don’t come up in the debates about adolescent overachievers and cutthroat college admissions. Mine are the students whose applications show indifferent grades and have blank spaces where the extracurricular activities would go. They chose their college based not on the U.S. News & World Report rankings but on MapQuest; in their ideal academic geometry, college is located at a convenient spot between work and home. I can relate, for it was exactly this line of thinking that dictated where I sent my teaching résumé.

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Greatest. Democrat. Ever.

21st January 2015

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A trial to determine whether U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson’s wife committed bigamy when she wed the congressman has been delayed because she required emergency surgery to remove breast implants.

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Obama’s War on Coal Is Unconstitutional, Says Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe

21st January 2015

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And there you have it.

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BPA Safe: Yet Another Scientifically Unfounded Environmentalist Scare Bites the Dust

21st January 2015

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Funny how that works. Guess the sky isn’t falling after all.

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Unlocking Scrolls Preserved in Eruption of Vesuvius, Using X-Ray Beams

21st January 2015

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Researchers have found a key that may unlock the only library of classical antiquity to survive along with its documents, raising at least a possibility of recovering vanished works of ancient Greek and Roman authors such as the lost books of Livy’s history of Rome.

The library is that of a villa in Herculaneum, a town that was destroyed in A.D. 79 by the eruption of Mount Vesuvius that obliterated nearby Pompeii. Though Pompeii was engulfed by lava, a mix of superhot gases and ash swept over Herculaneum, preserving the documents in a grand villa that probably belonged to the family of Lucius Calpurnius Piso Caesoninus, the father-in-law of Julius Caesar.

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Laser-Generated Surface Structures Create Extremely Water-Repellent Metals

21st January 2015

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Scientists at the University of Rochester have used lasers to transform metals into extremely water repellent, or super-hydrophobic, materials without the need for temporary coatings.

Super-hydrophobic materials are desirable for a number of applications such as rust prevention, anti-icing, or even in sanitation uses. However, as Rochester’s Chunlei Guo explains, most current hydrophobic materials rely on chemical coatings.

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Aztec App Brings Historic Mexico Codex Into the Digital Age

21st January 2015

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A 16th century document considered one of the most important primary sources on the Aztecs of pre-Columbian Mexico went digital Thursday with a new app that aims to spur research and discussion.

When this document was created, Elizabeth I of England was 11 years old.

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Test Finds College Graduates Lack Skills for White-Collar Jobs

21st January 2015

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Those must be the kids getting a Real Liberal Arts Degree.

The test, which was administered at 169 colleges and universities in 2013 and 2014 and released Thursday, reveals broad variation in the intellectual development of the nation’s students depending on the type and even location of the school they attend.

On average, students make strides in their ability to reason, but because so many start at such a deficit, many still graduate without the ability to read a scatterplot, construct a cohesive argument or identify a logical fallacy.

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Every Khan Academy Course Is Now Available on the iPad for the First Time

21st January 2015

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You could do a lot worse than have your kid spend his spare time at Khan Academy.

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Invisible Boyfriend (and Girlfriend) Is a Service That Lets You Fake Being in a Relationship

21st January 2015

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Oh let’s face it, it’s never easy to admit you’ve been on the shelf, gathering dust, for the last couple of years. Maybe you liked the idea of curling up with your four cats on a Friday night while watching Frazier reruns at one point, but that’s gotten old fast. And while you may have a bit of trouble actually doing something about it, Invisible Girlfriend and Invisible Boyfriend hopes to make it easier for you to at least give the appearance of being shacked up. The service will provide you with all the evidence you need to successfully fake having an SO, by providing you everything from pictures, to a credible backstory, to an automated SMS companion and possibly at one point a social media profile you can “be in a relationship with” (provided of course this doesn’t violate any TOS, which seems unlikely). But yes, you read that right, you can text your fake boy(girl)friend, and they’ll answer right back!

Pretty sad.

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Keeping Austin Weird

21st January 2015

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With Austin’s light-rail ballot measure going down in flames last November due to its high costs, rail transit advocates have conceded defeat, folded up their tents, and gone home. Ha, ha, just kidding; actually, now they are talking about subways.

What’s the solution to Austin’s increasing congestion? asks economist Angelos Angelou. His answer? “Subways.” In other words, if you can’t afford light rail, then build something that (as Texas A&M transportation engineer Curtis Morgan points out) is five times more expensive. That makes economic sense (in Bizarro world).

Austin is the blue carbuncle on the butt of Texas.

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The (Not Quite) No-Go Zones of Denmark

20th January 2015

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The usual scenario is as follows: an arson is started, a shooting or stabbing is reported, some cars are incinerated or similar cultural enrichments take place. The fire brigade or the paramedics stop at the gates and wait for the cavalry to arrive — and then things calm down. Until next week. So far only one incident of shooting at the police has been reported.

Maybe our Muslims are smarter than their French brothers?

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