Since We Can’t Call Sandra Fluke a ‘Slut,’ Would ‘Lying Liberal Bitch’ Be OK?
5th March 2012
The Other McCain isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions.
My, I’m good with it. I’m still wondering where these $1,000-a-year-for-contraception chicks were when I was in law school.
A recent survey I’ve conducted indicates that 27% of men are attracted to women with the “varsity softball scholarship” look. In fact, seven out of 10 Eritrean immigrant cab drivers in the D.C. metropolitan area say that they would be attracted to Sandra Fluke, especially if her family were willing to provide a dowry that included a small herd of goats, or if they could score a Permanent Residency Visa out of the deal.
Also, if given a choice between Maureen Dowd and Sandra Fluke, the Eritrean cab drivers would unanimously choose Fluke.
And there you have it.
March 5th, 2012 at 12:17
Sandra Fluke’s pickup lines:
1. I’ve got a case of beer, a case of government-issue condoms, and an extra large tube of MaxiLube – bring the whole frat!
2. This is your chance to do to a lawyer what a lawyer normally does to you!
3. OK, I’ll wear the bag, but do I really have to hold up the photo of Jessica Alba?
4. I can’t pay you cash, but will you take a government voucher?
5. So what part of Eritrea are you from?
March 6th, 2012 at 09:30
Rush shouldn’t have called her a “slut.” Bitch is the appropriate term here, because a slut sleeps with everyone, but a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.