An Eternal Truth: ‘Getting Your Eyebrow Pierced Does Not Make You Any Less Fat’
18th July 2011
The Other McCain ponders some eternal truths.
This wisdom seemed important to share, along with my own observation: No woman has ever improved her looks by getting a tattoo.
It does, however, tend to increase her rates.
But let that be a lesson to us all.
July 19th, 2011 at 10:59
I’ve always liked the line from “Best Little Whorehouse”: “Only cattle should be branded.”