DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Your dishes are dirty because of the Greens.

25th January 2011

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Thanks to some bad (and mostly Democratic) decision-making over in Washington state, major dishwasher detergent manufacturers had to drastically cut its phosphate content; which is why your dishwasher recently and suddenly stopped working properly.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Presumably they won’t be happy until everybody has a dog to lick the dishes clean for them. Hey, it’s organic.

One Response to “Your dishes are dirty because of the Greens.”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Johnny Depp and certain other ‘celebrities’ have decided that bathing is mostly unnecessary. Cheryl Crow advocates limiting oneself to a single sheet of toilet paper per trip to the can. Maybe eating off of dirty dishes is next.