DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

‘Exercise is to yuppies what Islam is to suicide bombers.’

28th December 2010

The Other McCain sounds the alarm.

One cannot help but notice that the Cult of Fitness has arisen during the same period that traditional religion in the West has declined. It is as if people have embraced physical righteousness in a society whose standards of moral or spiritual righteousness have become so ambiguous.

So whereas couples once married while still in full natural vigor of their youthful attractiveness and then grew older together, today’s yuppies must attempt to extend their peak attractiveness much longer – while they finish law school, get an MBA, etc. — and the Cult of Fitness is their safeguard against becoming unattractively flabby before they land a mate. You’ll not be surprised to learn that Jen A. Miller, who describes her marathon-induced muscle damage in the New York Times article linked above, is 30 and single.

… “Dead Butt Syndrome” would be such a great name for a punk-rock band.

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