Natalie Portman: ‘Paint the Shotgun White, Pa! It’s Gonna Be Formal!’
27th December 2010
The Other McCain is on the case.
It is vitally important that beautiful people have babies, because otherwise the human race would become progressively uglier with each succeeding generation.
Go to any trailer court or public housing project and look around: Ugly people are having lots of babies. The world’s great beauties must be encouraged to do their share procreatively, or else the future will look like the green room for the Maury Povitch show.
And you can’t say any fairer than that.