Do Goblins Go To Hell?
19th September 2020
ZMan pulls no punches.
After years of false promises, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has finally made the world a better place by exited from it. Her near-death experiences had reached a number where it was starting to look as if she was immortal. She was in the hospital more than the typical nurse, but somehow always managed to recover. It turns out that her deal with Old Scratch did have an expiry date and the world rejoices. They announced her death Friday night, but who knows when she really died.
As is custom when a Progressive goblin dies, the liberal media will carry on as if she was the most important person in history. They had already made movies about her that no one watched, so they will all be wearing black armbands this week. Whatever funeral services they have for her will be turned into another circus. Maybe in honor of George Floyd, peace be upon him, they will drop her corpse next to his. Then pilgrims can pay respects to both on the same trip.
Rather refeshing, really, what with all of the RINOS and NeverTrumper cucks lining up to bow to her coffin. Ginsburg was an ACLU hack until her dying day, and her only saving grace was that she wasn’t as ‘woke’ as she could have been.