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Archive for February, 2008

Obama’s Face in a Potato

28th February 2008

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Can a shrine and pilgrims be far behind?

Is this just an underhanded way to get the Latino vote?

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Shacks for Rich People

28th February 2008

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Not to mention that your Friendly Neighborhood Fascists behind zoning regulations and housing codes won’t let you do this most places.

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Evidence Suggests That Violating Disney Copyrights Leads to Genocide

28th February 2008

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Shhhh…Farmers Love Frankenfoods

28th February 2008

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And keep it under your hat.

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Readybot cleans your kitchen, might be single best thing ever invented

28th February 2008

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Sign me up.

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Radio Host: McCain Threw Me Under Straight Talk Express

28th February 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

Remind me why, when John McCain spends so much time beating up on Republicans and sucking up to Democrats, he’s going to be the Republican nominee? Oh, yeah, right, these are open primaries, so the Democrats and “independents” are picking the Republican nominee. That’s makes perfect sense.

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ABC Fakes Muslim Prejudice, Unsurprisingly Finds ‘Islamophobia’ in America

28th February 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Australian Moonbat Lawyer Raves

28th February 2008

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And why not? He’s being paid.

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ENGINEERING BIOLOGY

28th February 2008

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Now this is a scary guy.

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Spy search to spotlight on diversity

28th February 2008

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Note that the search for more competent spies has degenerated into just one more “Let’s enrich their lives” entitlement program.

No wonder our foreign policy sucks and our deficit is measured in trillions.

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Detroit Mayor Loses Fight Over Secret Documents

28th February 2008

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Oh, gee, not a word to indicate that the guy’s a Democrat. Were he a Republican, it would have been in the first sentence.

No bias in our media, no sir.

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8 People Wounded in South L.A. Street Shootings

28th February 2008

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Dystopia indeed.

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‘Virtual Fence’ Along Ariz.-Mexico Border Delayed Three Years

28th February 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Burglar’s Map Leads to Buried Treasure Under Calif. Freeway

28th February 2008

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U.S. Exchange Student Starved by Egyptian Host Family Loses 50 Pounds

27th February 2008

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Teacher’s Aide Quits After Hosting Sex and Drugs Party for High School Students

27th February 2008

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I should hope so. Sounds more like a “students’ aide” than a “teacher’s aid”.

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‘Too Pretty’ College Students Escorted From Flight

27th February 2008

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Python Stalked, Then Ate Family Dog in Front of Children

27th February 2008

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Well, kids, welcome to Real Life.

I am prepared to defend the proposition that any dog that can be swallowed by a python was intended by God to be snack food anyway.

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Gun Buyback Misfires

26th February 2008

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It’s always amusing when people who don’t understand markets attempt to do things in what they think is a market-oriented way.

It’s like watching cargo-cult natives in operation.

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Were the basic characteristics of Newtonian physics determined by the way that Indo-European languages treat space and time?

26th February 2008

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Wouldn’t surprise me.

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Japanese plastic dirt is half as dense as real dirt, over 100 times more plastic

26th February 2008

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We have the technology.

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‘Horn tones’ let drivers customise their honk

26th February 2008

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Christ, first ring tones, now this.

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Danish wind turbine eats itself

26th February 2008

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It would be funnier if there were a bunch of endangered-species birds sitting around laughing themselves sick. But one can’t have everything.

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Doctor Silicon Sees Invisible Injuries

26th February 2008

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We have the technology.

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The economics of assassination might surprise you as much as they did Harvard’s Ben Olken.

26th February 2008

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And, then again, they might not. Economists do study some weird stuff.

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280-megawatt solar plant headed to Arizona desert

26th February 2008

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And about time, too.

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Is There Such Thing as a True Sick Day Anymore?

26th February 2008

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Hey, if I’m working, it ain’t a sick day, even if I’m flat in bed with a fever.

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Yahoo Shareholders Sue Board for Golden Parachutes

26th February 2008

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I was wondering when someone would get around to doing that.

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ABC Discovers Barack Obama Is a…Liberal Who Loves Raising Taxes

26th February 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised. I’m sure surprised.

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MSM Now Notes When Common Criminals Are ‘Registered Republican’

26th February 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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New High-Tech Cameras Are Watching You

26th February 2008

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And why not? After all, it’s all about you, isn’t it?

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Bratty Adolescents Have Bigger Amygdalas

26th February 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Did you hear the one about the culturally isolated NYTs?

26th February 2008

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I suppose that, if you belong to the New York Times demographic and are accustomed to potty-mouths as comedians, this would be astonishing.

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Shotgun Tank Round – XM1028 120mm Canister Tank Cartridge

26th February 2008

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Two words: Crowd control.

I’m working on a concept, here: Greenpeace becomes Greenpieces. What’s not to like?

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Washington Today

26th February 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway. 

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Circus Lion Tears Off Chinese Boy’s Arm

26th February 2008

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Hey, even in the circus, somethimes it’s just one of those days….

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Oaksterdam U. Gives New Meaning to Higher Education

25th February 2008

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Some people just never leave the sixties behind.

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Nubrella – The Hands-Free Umbrella

25th February 2008

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Looks like it might actually work.

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Neo-Malthusianism: It’s Adorable!

25th February 2008

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Actually, people who think that the world has too many people ought to be encouraged not to reproduce.

They’re happy, and we win when they die out. Who could ask for anything more? (Well, if they were to commit suicide, but let’s not push it.)

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Obama Wore Muslim Garb During Kenya Trip

25th February 2008

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Just being polite, you understand.

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IDL Motors’ linear propulsion system gets demonstrated

25th February 2008

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Solazyme Algae Biodiesel

25th February 2008

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Sounds like a rock group, doesn’t it?

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Daredevil pilot fired for Top Gun stunt

25th February 2008

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Geez, art counts for nothing these days.

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Monk killed by own runaway lawnmower

25th February 2008

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They can be very tricky.

Besides, don’t they use goats or something? I just can’t see a monk riding a lawnmower. Unless it’s John Cleese, of course.

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Stuff White People Like #75 Threatening to Move to Canada

25th February 2008

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 Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place.

That only works for lefties, of course — righties would move to Australia.

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Washington Today

25th February 2008

Inside Politics.

Inside the Beltway. 

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Montanans insist on gun rights

25th February 2008

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“Would you please tell the judges your name and what planet you’re from?”

Let me know if that works for you, guys. I’m not holding my breath.

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U.N. Conference Promotes Insect-Eating for Everyone From Famine Victims to Astronauts

25th February 2008

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This is what happens when you allow people who are barely civilized to be in charge of international organizations. Next thing you know, they’ll expect us to eat Mexican food.

Oh, wait, that’s happening already….

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American Airlines Passenger Dies After Being Treated With Empty Oxygen Tank

25th February 2008

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Sort of a metaphor for the whole airline industry.

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Fresh tests on Shroud of Turin

24th February 2008

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