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Grizzly Bear Kills and Eats Man After Attack in Park

26th August 2012

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A man who was photographing a grizzly bear in Alaska’s Denali National Park was mauled and killed by the animal in the first fatal attack in the park’s history.

Think of it as evolution in action. Perhaps we could get some animal-rights activists up there to ‘talk the bear down’.

 Investigators have recovered the camera and looked at the photographs, which show the bear grazing and not acting aggressively before the Friday attack, Denali Park Superintendent Paul Anderson said.

A Muslim bear? Not impossible, I guess.

 Rangers in a helicopter spotted a large male grizzly bear sitting on the hiker’s remains, which they called a “food cache” in the underbrush about 100 to 150 yards (meters) from the site of the attack on Friday.

Waste not, want not.

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