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China to Phase Out Prison Organ Donations

23rd March 2012

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China is to abolish the transplanting of organs from executed prisoners in the next five years, because they are not as healthy as those who have not served jail time.

Other than that, of course, the program was a great success. Look for Thomas Friedman to praise it in his next column, and the Democrats in Congress to adopt it in a major election coming soon to a theater near you.

2 Responses to “China to Phase Out Prison Organ Donations”

  1. Whitehawk Says:

    Aw, I guess the Spring spleen sale is gonna be canceled this year.

  2. RealRick Says:

    Watch what happens: China says, we’re phasing out prison organs. Price goes up. Number of organs sold never goes down.

    Wait, what just happened?

    Oh, yeah, MARKETING!

    And the number of LSM folks that figure out they’ve been had?

    C’mon, you know the answer!