DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

17 Steps to Instant Success as a Lifestyle Designer

8th October 2010

Read it.

1. Get a poofy haircut that only a rockstar could pull off.

11. Read the Communist Manifesto or Atlas Shrugged. Write your own manifesto. Quote the Communist Manifesto or Atlas shrugged when talking about what moved you to write your own powerful manifesto.

17. Rip off wealthy white Americans by promising that they too can live on the beach with desperately poor people.

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