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New Stick-on Soles Protect Users From Cuts and Grazes While on the Beach or in the Sea

16th June 2017

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The soles are “waterproof, cut-proof and slip-proof”, according to the manufacturers Nakefit. Costing £26 for ten pairs, the flip-flop alternatives look to save the scorching feet of holidaymakers world over.

Wearers can also be sure of attracting attention in the eye-catching elastic soles available in bright pink, blue and black.

2 Responses to “New Stick-on Soles Protect Users From Cuts and Grazes While on the Beach or in the Sea”

  1. lowly Says:

    Err, how about shoes?

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    Apparently shoes are for Republicans, not the Cool Kids.