Olympic Coverage
16th August 2016
None. Not gonna happen. I don’t indulge in sweat myself, and see no purpose in watching other people do so.
No, not even women’s volleyball. Gave that up long ago.
I can, however, reveal the origins of the sport of curling. It came about because of golf.
God came to visit Scotland one day and watched a bunch of people playing golf.
He said, ‘That has got to be the damnedest silliest game that a human being could devise.’
The Scots, just to prove Him wrong, thereupon invented curling.
True story.