Illinois Man Steals Vibrator, Strips Naked, Attacks Obama
12th August 2015
An Illinois man cuffed for suspected theft of a sex toy, and who told cops he had “no idea” how a pink Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator came to be in his boxer shorts, later recalled quite clearly that he didn’t much like the US prez when he “stripped completely naked” in his cell, making “derogatory comments about President Obama”, and signing his Miranda Rights consent form with the phrase “Obama is a criminal”.
Yeah, we’ve all been there.