Men DO Have the Right to Stand Up and Wee, Rules German Court
22nd January 2015
The finding was made when a landlord claimed his tenant had ruined a marble floor by sprinkling it with urine.
The disgruntled landlord tried to retain a €3,000 (£2,300) deposit for the damage allegedly caused by his guest’s acidic spillage.
But Judge Stefan Hank today ruled that men who stand up to relieve themselves cannot be held to account for any collateral damage.
And there was much rejoicing.