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An Apple a Day Could Keep Obesity Away

4th October 2014

Read it.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that, you weightist bigot.

The tart green Granny Smith apples benefit the growth of friendly bacteria in the colon due to their high content of non-digestible compounds, including dietary fiber and polyphenols, and low content of available carbohydrates.

Reason enough, I suggest, to avoid them. My wife favors Gala apples, about which I have not heard any vile rumors of healthful effect.

One Response to “An Apple a Day Could Keep Obesity Away”

  1. lowly Says:

    The problem with pro-biota foods is the gases those biota then emit.