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Archive for September, 2008

Lie-detecting headband promises to find the truth with infrared light

26th September 2008

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I’ll chip in for one for Ted Kennedy.

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Navy Calls on Industry to Tackle Piracy

26th September 2008

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So much for being able to depend on government to do, oh, like, it’s job. Guess they’re too busy rebuilding native villages somewhere.

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Married parents twice as likely to stay together as couples in live-in relationships

26th September 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Tourist who found Stone Age axe rewarded £20,000

26th September 2008

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Muslim ‘Barbie and Ken’ dolls created by Iranian government

26th September 2008

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I would have thought that Ken would have a beard. And we can see entirely too much of Barbie. And wouldn’t they be called Fatima and Mohammed?

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Matchmakers, Matchmakers, Making a Mint

26th September 2008

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Well, some people need help. Futher deponent sayeth not.

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Jewish city feared by Stalin is rediscovered

26th September 2008

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It was mentioned in medieval travellers’ accounts but Soviet dictator Josef Stalin banned any research into the city and the Khazars, fearing it would prove Russia was descended from a Jewish state.

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Man survives killer flesh-eating bug

26th September 2008

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Without, you will note, the help of Harrison Ford or Kiefer Sutherland.

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Ancient statue of Ramses II found near Cairo

26th September 2008

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No indication of whether it has any interesting secret compartments.

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Images of first Paris skyscraper leaked

26th September 2008

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… completing the destruction of the Parisian skyline.

My, that’s so ugly it’s yooguly.

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Fatal fork lift truck accident on first day of safety week

26th September 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Kaus on McCain vs The Press

26th September 2008

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he Refs Dream They’re Being Worked: When McCain’s campaign attacks the press, he’s not “working the refs.” That implies McCain’s strategists still care how the “refs” make calls. I think it’s pretty clear they’re doing something else (and they’re perfectly happy if the refs keep making calls against them). … P.S.: Of course the MSM “refs” like to think McCain’s “working the refs,” because that implies they’re worth working–that their refereeing role is still all-important (as opposed to their role as, say, a totemic focus of political, class and cultural resentment!)

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U.S. navy tanker under apparent pirate attack off Somalia

26th September 2008

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Oh, they picked the wrong target this time. These guys have guns, and they won’t hesitate to use them.

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The number of admirals serving in the Royal Navy outstrips the number of warships in the fleet, research has disclosed.

26th September 2008

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Well, that’s what happens when socialists raid the defense budget to fund goodies for the underclass and social engineers. Money’s got to come from somewhere, after all, and they can always depend on the stupid Americans to haul their asses out of the fire.

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China Mobile asking Apple to intentionally cripple iPhones

26th September 2008

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It always surprises people when a Communist dictatorship acts like a Communist dictatorship.

And Apple will cave because, however much they may support people like Barack Obama, like most leftists they’re corrupt and can be bought for a reasonable price.

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Should Patient Bracelets Announce End-of-Life Choices?

26th September 2008

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Mine says “Shoot the dog!”

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Skip the LSAT, Head Straight to Law School!

26th September 2008

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Public schools lead the way in abandoning objective standards. There’s progress for you.

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Does Everyone Have the Right to Have a Baby?

26th September 2008

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It would seem so.

Except the Darwin Award winners, of course.

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Illinois Law Compels Hospitals to Give Uninsured Patients a Price Break

26th September 2008

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Doesn’t Barack Obama come from Illinois…?

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Bread rules abandoned after 750 years

26th September 2008

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However, a European directive issued earlier this year has, in effect, abolished more than 800 years of British history and allowed bakers to bake loaves of any size, bringing in some of the laissez-faire of the boulangerie – where bakers can create bread of any shape or size – across the Channel.

Jonathan Warburton, the fifth generation to head his family baking company, said: “This is a pretty historic moment. We’ve been baking since 1876 and ever since then our loaves have been 400g or 800g.

Britain sinks into Europe, apparently without a trace.

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Soviet tree slogans visible on Google Earth

26th September 2008

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Who knew those old apparatchiks had a sense of humor?

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Mystery ‘Marie Celeste’ ship sails into harbour without crew

26th September 2008

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President George W Bush ‘turned down Israeli request to bomb Iran’

26th September 2008

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I was wrong — Nixon was better.

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Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe accuses Britain of genocide in UN

26th September 2008

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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The staggering incompetence of the US Treasury Secretary is now acknowledged – and is a disaster for George Bush

26th September 2008

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Somebody who has spent his entire professional life writing about economics dumps on somebody who made millions of dollars as an investment banker. Which do you trust?

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Robert Wagner mulled killing Beatty due to Wood

26th September 2008

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I can think of better excuses for killing Warren Beatty.

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Stuff White People Like #110 Frisbee Sports

25th September 2008

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When you first see the sport being played, you will be struck at how amazingly boring it is.  Imagine a field of white people running around throwing a frisbee trying to catch it in an “endzone.”   Sometimes one person ‘guards’ another (pictured) and that’s the whole game.  There is nothing more to explain.

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

If you look a little closer, you will see some surprising things.  First, you will never see hippies get more upset than on an Ultimate Frisbee field.  It can be jarring to see people who look like they should be playing acoustic guitars yelling at each other about whether or not Blake stepped out of bounds.  Secondly, you will notice that Ultimate Frisbee matches are the best place to meet white guys who wear headbands.

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The pigs line up at the trough

25th September 2008

Megan McArdle is so cynical that it warms my heart.

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Chicago Annenberg Challenge

25th September 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

What is the connection between Barack Obama, messiah, and William Ayers, convicted terrorist and English professor?

It’s a classic example of John O’Sullivan’s law that any non-profit organization that isn’t explicitly conservative always ends up being run for leftists ends.

That’s because foundations attract the sort of people who like spending other people’s money but for whatever reason can’t get elected to Congress.

Arch-Republican Walter Annenberg puts up a half billion bucks, $100,000,000 of which went to Chicago, to fix the public schools. For advice, he turns to two people at Brown, the leftiest of the Ivy Leagues. They direct his money to a proposal co-authored by unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers, husband of Charles Manson fan Bernardine Dohrn. In turn, Barack Obama gets hired as chairman of the board of the organization dreamed up by Ayers to hand out money to leftist organizations in Chicago like ACORN. The $100 million of Annenberg’s money doesn’t do much for the test scores of Chicago public school students, but it does wonders for building Team Obama among his base, leftist activists and civil servants.

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Environmentalists Fly More

25th September 2008

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Shallow left-wing materialistic narcissists are unsurprisingly bad for the environment.

Shucks, we knew that.

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A Supply Side Approach to the Crisis

25th September 2008

Alex Tabarrok is always worth reading.

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Hermeneutic puzzle of the day

25th September 2008

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Extra credit if you already know what “hermeneutic” means.

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Put your air guitar away — Piano Hands has the stage

25th September 2008

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We have the technology.

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Ben & Jerry’s urged to use human breast milk in ice cream

25th September 2008

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I’m surprised they didn’t think of it first.

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Hugh Hefner to sack Playboy bunnies amid financial crisis

25th September 2008

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Time for a government bailout? (Why not? Everyone else is getting one.)

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Tortillas elbow bread off U.S. tables

25th September 2008

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The rot spreads….

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Children form human arrow to direct helicopter to injured man

25th September 2008

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Pretty clever.

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China takes the leap: Emdrive aka Infinite Improbability Drive now in development

25th September 2008

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We have the technology — or soon will.

Coming soon to a Target near you. (Hey, it’s China.)

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Wearable airbags keep the elderly from hitting the ground so hard

25th September 2008

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Predicted first use: Skateboarders and bicyclists with rich parents.

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Anthrax Suspect E-Mailed Himself About Solving the Case

25th September 2008

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Yeah, and OJ is looking for the real killer. Pull the other one.

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Superfuels ‘are just a waste of money’ that don’t improve cars or save the environment

25th September 2008

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Not really news, but a useful reminder.

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Many U.S. Christians pay tithe before mortgage, even in crisis

24th September 2008

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As would I.

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Pity the poor virgule

24th September 2008

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After Milwaukee

24th September 2008

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Nearly two decades have passed since the enactment of the landmark Milwaukee Parental Choice Program by the Wisconsin legislature. The program and its many supporters had hoped this experiment in school choice would lead the way in transforming American schools. But it is by now clear that aggressive reforms to bring market principles to American education have failed to live up to their billing. It is time to find out two things: What happened? And what comes next?

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Which Vice Presidential Candidate Was it Who …

24th September 2008

David Friedman discovers media bias.

When the stock market crashed in 1929, Herbert Hoover was President; FDR wouldn’t get the job until 1933. Television as a mass medium was a decade or so in the future. The first president to appear on TV was (I think–corrections welcome) Truman in 1946. If Palin had said it, it would be taken as proof positive of her lack of education. It is hard to see any explanation for Biden’s statement other than striking historical ignorance.

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Lower Cost Catalyst Converts Cellulose To Ethylene Glycol

24th September 2008

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Zimbabwe starves as Robert Mugabe stalls on new government

23rd September 2008

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Boy, those Zimbabweans are sure lucky they’re no longer under the boot of that oppressive white regime.

Thank God for the U.N. and the international community, or who knows what sort of hell they’d be living in now.

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Politics isn’t about Policy

23rd September 2008

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The obvious interpretation seems more believable – as with high school class presidents, we care about policies mainly as clues to candidate character and affiliations.  And to the extend we consider policies not tied to particular candidates, we mainly care about how policies will effect which kinds of people will be respected how much.

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$13 Billion in Iraq Aid Wasted Or Stolen, Ex-Investigator Says

23rd September 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Traditionalist Men Make More Money

23rd September 2008

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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