{"id":90475,"date":"2013-05-24T15:26:13","date_gmt":"2013-05-24T21:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=90475"},"modified":"2026-09-23T05:14:29","modified_gmt":"2026-09-23T10:14:29","slug":"man-butt-dials-911-while-discussing-murder-plot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=90475","title":{"rendered":"Man Butt Dials 911 While Discussing Murder Plot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.techdirt.com\/articles\/20130523\/01030023182\/man-butt-dials-911-while-discussing-murder-plot.shtml?utm_source=feedly\" target=\"_blank\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230; a Florida man named Scott Simon just happened to butt dial 911 at the very moment he was discussing plans to kill someone &#8212; plans he followed through on moments later. It did not take long for the police to put two and two together and arrest Simon &#8212; though, they&#8217;re still looking for others who were with him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. &#8230; a Florida man named Scott Simon just happened to butt dial 911 at the very moment he was discussing plans to kill someone &#8212; plans he followed through on moments later. It did not take long for the police to put two and two together and arrest Simon &#8212; though, they&#8217;re still [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=90475"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":419530,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90475\/revisions\/419530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=90475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=90475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=90475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}