{"id":89343,"date":"2013-04-28T08:57:04","date_gmt":"2013-04-28T14:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=89343"},"modified":"2013-04-28T08:57:04","modified_gmt":"2013-04-28T14:57:04","slug":"5th-grader-suspended-for-bringing-swiss-army-knife-to-camp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=89343","title":{"rendered":"5Th Grader Suspended for Bringing Swiss Army Knife to Camp"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/collegeinsurrection.com\/2013\/04\/5th-grader-suspended-for-bringing-swiss-army-knife-to-camp\/\" target=\"_blank\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The ridiculous overreaction of the day is brought to you by a school in Cupertino, California.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Land of Fruits and Nuts lives up to its reputation.<\/p>\n<p>Moral: Don&#8217;t send your kid to a government school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. The ridiculous overreaction of the day is brought to you by a school in Cupertino, California. The Land of Fruits and Nuts lives up to its reputation. Moral: Don&#8217;t send your kid to a government school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dystopia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89343"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89343\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89345,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89343\/revisions\/89345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}