{"id":85834,"date":"2013-01-26T18:01:41","date_gmt":"2013-01-27T00:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=85834"},"modified":"2013-01-26T18:02:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-27T00:02:15","slug":"brickbat-tiny-bubbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=85834","title":{"rendered":"Brickbat: Tiny Bubbles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/reason.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/22\/brickbat-tiny-bubbles\" target=\"_blank\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Officials at Pennsylvania&#8217;s Mount Carmel Area Elementary School suspended a 5-year-old kindergarten student for making terroristic threats. The girl allegedly threatened to shoot another girl and herself with a pink Hello Kitty soap bubble gun. The girl&#8217;s family says police interrogated her for three hours without their knowledge after she made the &#8220;threat.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am not making this up.<\/p>\n<p>Their police force must be recruiting from the extreme far left of the intellectual bell curve.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. Officials at Pennsylvania&#8217;s Mount Carmel Area Elementary School suspended a 5-year-old kindergarten student for making terroristic threats. The girl allegedly threatened to shoot another girl and herself with a pink Hello Kitty soap bubble gun. The girl&#8217;s family says police interrogated her for three hours without their knowledge after she made the &#8220;threat.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-85834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dystopia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85834"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85837,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85834\/revisions\/85837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}