{"id":78129,"date":"2012-07-29T14:40:48","date_gmt":"2012-07-29T20:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=78129"},"modified":"2012-07-29T14:40:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T20:40:48","slug":"human-waste-shuts-down-bart-escalators","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=78129","title":{"rendered":"Human Waste Shuts Down BART Escalators"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/bayarea\/article\/Human-waste-shuts-down-BART-escalators-3735981.php\" target=\"_blank\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>When work crews pulled open a broken BART escalator at San Francisco&#8217;s Civic Center Station last month, they found so much human excrement in its works they had to call a hazardous-materials team.<\/p>\n<p>While the sheer volume of human waste was surprising, its presence was not. Once the stations close, the bottom of BART station stairwells in downtown San Francisco are often a prime location for homeless people to camp for the night or find a private place to relieve themselves.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Five of the nine escalators that weren&#8217;t working at BART stations on Wednesday were in downtown San Francisco, said Jim Allison, a BART spokesman. While there are many reasons a BART escalator can break down, the beating they take at night is among the most acute.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>If you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear a flower in your hair &#8230; and maybe some Depends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. When work crews pulled open a broken BART escalator at San Francisco&#8217;s Civic Center Station last month, they found so much human excrement in its works they had to call a hazardous-materials team. While the sheer volume of human waste was surprising, its presence was not. Once the stations close, the bottom of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dystopia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78130,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78129\/revisions\/78130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}