{"id":74594,"date":"2012-05-11T12:44:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T18:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=74594"},"modified":"2012-05-11T12:44:26","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T18:44:26","slug":"the-essence-of-the-crust-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=74594","title":{"rendered":"The Essence of the Crust, Explained"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Freeberg<\/a>, of course.<\/p>\n

See, Barack Obama and people like Him, are celebrated as special people and have been celebrated as that for so long, that they can\u2019t deal with losing the identity. Oh, you thought I meant black people? No\u2026there are tons and tons of privileged, pampered whites in this crowd I\u2019m describing. They say jump, the crowd says how high\u2026it\u2019s worked this way since third grade, or earlier, and nobody envisions it ever going any other way, because they don\u2019t, and they don\u2019t because nobody else does. So they go through life frustrated because they know there\u2019s\u00a0something<\/em>\u00a0different about them \u2014 but that something is never really defined. Something to do with speaking well, being confident, but they\u2019re actually apprehensive deep down inside. They can\u2019t shake the feeling that maybe, whatever is special about them, might be something external to them. And this fills them with fear. Because that would mean everything inside, is just humdrum and ordinary.<\/p>\n

So the question comes up: What is one plus one? Barack Obama will\u00a0immediately<\/em>\u00a0rule out \u201ctwo\u201d as a possible answer because, hey, that\u2019s what an ordinary person would say. Thus we see, with this simple math exercise, someone like President Obama \u201cenjoys\u201d a greater likelihood of getting it wrong, than an answer-producing method that relies purely on random chance. You\u2019re better off rolling the dice to answer the one-plus-one problem than asking President Obama. And, because it works that way with the simple problems, it works that way with the more complicated ones as well. People like Obama have this natural phobia, a natural revulsion, against the common-sense answer. They\u2019re more likely to get it wrong than a decision-making method that works by chance.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hence the Crustian affection for ‘nuance’ and ‘complexity’. Important questions can’t possibly have common-sense answers, because if they did, even the Filling could answer them, and there wouldn’t be any need for the Crust. The Crust views common sense the way Eeyore views learning:<\/p>\n

“What is Learning?” asked Eeyore as he kicked his twelve sticks into the air. “A thing Rabbit knows! Ha!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Freeberg, of course. See, Barack Obama and people like Him, are celebrated as special people and have been celebrated as that for so long, that they can\u2019t deal with losing the identity. Oh, you thought I meant black people? No\u2026there are tons and tons of privileged, pampered whites in this crowd I\u2019m describing. They […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-think-about-it"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74594"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74596,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74594\/revisions\/74596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}