{"id":420113,"date":"2026-09-28T21:28:46","date_gmt":"2026-09-29T02:28:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=420113"},"modified":"2026-09-28T21:28:46","modified_gmt":"2026-09-29T02:28:46","slug":"uk-officials-assure-everyone-that-middle-eastern-looking-terror-suspects-are-british-nationals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=420113","title":{"rendered":"UK Officials Assure Everyone That &#8220;Middle Eastern-Looking&#8221; Terror Suspects Are &#8220;British Nationals&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/notthebee.com\/article\/british-officials-assure-everyone-that-middle-eastern-looking-terror-suspects-are-british-nationals\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Not the Bee.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Trying to report actual news rather than the satire put out by their colleagues at the Babylon Bee is sometimes more trouble than it&#8217;s worth, when reality conspires to be more fucked-up than fiction.s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the Bee. Trying to report actual news rather than the satire put out by their colleagues at the Babylon Bee is sometimes more trouble than it&#8217;s worth, when reality conspires to be more fucked-up than fiction.s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-you-cant-make-this-stuff-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":420114,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420113\/revisions\/420114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}