{"id":26970,"date":"2009-08-18T15:49:08","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T21:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=26970"},"modified":"2009-08-18T15:49:08","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T21:49:08","slug":"woman-stuck-after-car-stalls-on-opening-drawbridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=26970","title":{"rendered":"Woman stuck after car stalls on opening drawbridge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/newstopics\/howaboutthat\/6051019\/Pictured-Woman-stuck-after-car-stalls-on-opening-drawbridge.html\" target=\"_blank\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, what kind of a moron doesn&#8217;t know to put the car in neutral and coast back to the level portion of the highway? This one ought to have been a Darwin Award nominee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. Now, what kind of a moron doesn&#8217;t know to put the car in neutral and coast back to the level portion of the highway? This one ought to have been a Darwin Award nominee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dystopia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26970"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26970\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26972,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26970\/revisions\/26972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}