{"id":150933,"date":"2017-06-08T05:25:24","date_gmt":"2017-06-08T11:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=150933"},"modified":"2017-06-09T03:57:19","modified_gmt":"2017-06-09T09:57:19","slug":"united-airlines-staff-brawl-with-biolinist-in-wrestling-match-sfter-insistence-she-check-her-instrument","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=150933","title":{"rendered":"United Airlines Staff Brawl With Violinist in &#8216;Wrestling Match&#8217; After Insistence She Check Her Instrument"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/News\/world\/americas\/united-airlines-violin-brawl-wrestling-match-yennifer-correia-houston-airport-a7778596.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>For the small fraternity of people who make their living coaxing musical notes out of vulnerable pieces of wood and metal, few things are more terrifying than seeing an expensive, defenceless instrument disappear on that little conveyor belt at the airport.<\/p>\n<p>Horror stories abound. A musician checked his $45,000, 75-year-old cello, which airport workers promptly placed beneath somebody&#8217;s golf clubs, snapping its neck. A noted German soloist said airport workers roughed up his cello case. After his flight, he found his $20,000 bow broken in half. A Florida State University music student on a flight to Tallahassee found splinters of wood where her cello used to be.<\/p>\n<p>Those stories and many, many more have converged into an unwritten musician&#8217;s rule: Never trust an airline with your instrument.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Anybody who flies United is an idiot and deserves the fruits of idiocy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. For the small fraternity of people who make their living coaxing musical notes out of vulnerable pieces of wood and metal, few things are more terrifying than seeing an expensive, defenceless instrument disappear on that little conveyor belt at the airport. Horror stories abound. A musician checked his $45,000, 75-year-old cello, which airport [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-150933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dystopia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150933"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":150983,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150933\/revisions\/150983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}