{"id":130078,"date":"2016-01-29T07:26:42","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T13:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=130078"},"modified":"2016-01-29T07:26:42","modified_gmt":"2016-01-29T13:26:42","slug":"florida-woman-wakes-up-in-the-dead-of-night-to-find-a-rare-rainforest-animal-asleep-on-her-chest-after-its-escape-from-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=130078","title":{"rendered":"Florida Woman Wakes Up in the Dead of Night to Find a Rare Rainforest Animal Asleep on Her Chest After Its Escape From Owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-3418983\/Rare-rainforest-animal-escapes-owner-sneaks-100-year-old-woman-s-house-falling-asleep-chest.html\" target=\"_blank\">Read it.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let that be a lesson to us all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read it. Let that be a lesson to us all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-country"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130078"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":130079,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130078\/revisions\/130079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}