{"id":126113,"date":"2015-11-11T07:12:32","date_gmt":"2015-11-11T13:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=126113"},"modified":"2015-11-11T07:12:32","modified_gmt":"2015-11-11T13:12:32","slug":"man-breaks-into-porsche-by-slashing-its-roof-and-climbing-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/?p=126113","title":{"rendered":"Man Breaks Into Porsche by Slashing its Roof and Climbing In"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/uk\/crime\/man-breaks-into-porsche-by-slashing-its-roof-and-climbing-in-a6729696.html\" target=\"_blank\">Watch it.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Want a covertable for your mid-life crisis car? Okay by me.<\/p>\n<p>(Sorry about your dick.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watch it. Want a covertable for your mid-life crisis car? Okay by me. (Sorry about your dick.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-126113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dystopia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=126113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":126114,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126113\/revisions\/126114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=126113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=126113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dyspepsiageneration.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=126113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}