Immigration Fun
13th April 2008
Fred is even grumpier than I am. I respect that.
We say to impoverished Mexicans, “See this river? Don’t cross it. If you do, we’ll give you good jobs, a drivers license, citizenship for your kids born here and eventually for you, school for said kids, public assistance, governmental documents in Spanish for your convenience, and a much better future. There is no penalty for getting caught. Now, don’t cross this river, hear?”
And that’s the best summary of our immigration policy I’ve ever read.