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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrom

14th September 2017

Democratic and Republican Elites Are Using Trump to Whitewash 16 Years of Foreign-Policy Disasters  Apparently, Trump is all Osama Bin Laden’s fault.

Women’s Group Accuses Lattes Of Racism  Apparently Starbuck’s is racist for leasing space at Trump properties.

Trump’s Government wants to punish people who speak out against him, especially if they’re black women  In this case ‘speak out against him’ means ‘insult him with no evidence to back it up’. Doesn’t sound so heinous when you know the truth.

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Satanic Temple Aligns With Planned Parenthood

14th September 2017

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My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

By proglodyte logic, this entitles us to call everyone who works for or supports Planned Parenthood Satanists.

That’ll be fun.

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Face ID on Apple’s iPhone X will be limited to one person per device

14th September 2017

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Yet another reason why this ‘feature’ sucks.

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Useful Nametag

14th September 2017

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It’s Official: Democrats Now the Socialist Party of America

14th September 2017

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With new survey evidence showing that the base Democratic Party voter has been steadily shifting to the left for the last 15 years, Dana Milbank of the Washington Post yesterday made it official.

But of course you knew that.

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Report: Man Arrested After Threatening to Attack School, ‘Kill All White People’

14th September 2017

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Now, if the comment had been ‘kill all black people’, everybody in the press and on TV would be having the vapors and blaming it on Trump.

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Attorneys Suspect Motel 6 Calling ICE on Undocumented Guests

14th September 2017

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First of all, they’re not ‘guests’, they’re ‘customers.

Secondly, it’s the duty of every citizen to assist in enforcing the law. You’d think that that was a crime.

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President Trump Hands Out Food and Cracks Jokes With Hurricane Survivors

14th September 2017

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Unexplained: How he can do that when he Lacks Empathy and is the New Hitler. I mean, the DemLegHump Media said it, so it MUST be true.

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Transgender Cult Update: Woman, 60, Assaulted by Activists in London

14th September 2017

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Maria MacLachlan, a 60-year-old woman, was attacked by transgender activists Wednesday evening at London’s Hyde Park, where feminists had gathered at Speakers’ Corner after the venue for their event, featuring Professor Julia Long, had been canceled due to “safety concerns.”

Feminist critics of the transgender movement have been accused of “hate,” labeled “TERFs” (trans-exclusive radical feminist) and “no-platformed” by universities throughout Great Britain. Online threats against “TERFs” are now commonplace, but Wednesday in Hyde Park, this escalated to actual violence. MacLachlan says young trans activists began chanting “TERFs attack, we fight back!” while she was recording video, “then suddenly some kid in a hoodie ran past me and tried to knock the camera out of my hand but it was attached to a loop round my wrist so he came back at me, I think trying to get my camera”:

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The Persuasion Techniques President Trump Is Using on the Wall and DACA

14th September 2017

Scott Adams explains it all to you.

 

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The Real Reason Why Being Jewish is Expensive, and What to Do About It

14th September 2017

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that.

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Former Top CIA Official Resigns Harvard Post Over Hiring of Chelsea Manning

14th September 2017

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Pepto Bismol can only take you so far.

Message: If you’re a white guy who wants to get into Harvard, chop your junk off and dress like a chick is your only option.

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An Expensive Experiment With Single-Payer Health Care

14th September 2017

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Efforts to implement single-payer have been tried in both large and small states, in states that are growing quickly and states that aren’t. Despite those variables, one thing remains fairly constant: Such programs require at least twice the amount of revenue consumed by every other state-level program in a single year.

The problem with socialism, as has been said, is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.

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Thought for the Day

14th September 2017

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Alt-Left Insanity: Have You Hugged Your White Privilege Today?

14th September 2017

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There’s nothing ‘alt’ about it; it’s just Left, all the way down.

A quick Google search delivers almost laughable results. There’s ESPN resident loudmouth Jemele Hill bashing President Donald Trump on Twitter as “a white supremacist who has largely surrounded himself w/ other white supremacists.” Don’t agree? Guess what? That means there’s something wrong with you. “The height of white privilege is being able to ignore his white supremacy, because it’s of no threat to you,” she continued. (Now, we could discuss Hill’s privilege and how she wasn’t fired for something that another staffer might have gotten canned for, but let’s continue.) Besides, Trump doesn’t have white privilege. He has green privilege. As do thousands of athletes and entertainers who wield more celebrity and cash than most of us garner in a lifetime.

Truly, these people are deranged.

 

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UK Terror Arrests Rise Almost 70% in a Year to Reach Record High, new figures show

14th September 2017

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Letting shitloads of Muslims into your country will do that.

‘Islamophobe!’ Oh, yeah. Look at Japan: No Muslim immigration, no terror attacks.

None of the ‘terrorists’ arrested were White Anglo-Saxon Protestants. Nor were they Trump supporters. Connect the dots if you can.

It’s not a ‘phobia’ if they really are trying to kill you.

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The Hurricane Algorithm

14th September 2017

Joe Bob Briggs does the breakdown.

News executives love disasters. They get to act like Chuck Norris and Assemble the Squad.

“Maginnis, you cover first responders.”

“Wilson, get over to NOAA and stay on those maps.”

“Kelly, official press briefings. Work with Yurozawski to keep tabs on every emergency room within a 300-mile radius.”

“Bergram, you’re Cop Shop, but we’ll keep the aperiodic radio tracking the locals.”

“Ramstein, find that German guy who gets a hard-on for global warming.”

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Brickbat: Make School Great Again

14th September 2017

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Officials with Georgia’s Cherokee County school system have apologized after a teacher ordered two students out of her classroom because they were wearing “Make America Great Again” shirts. The teacher said they couldn’t wear the shirts “just like you cannot wear a swastika to school.”

I suppose that this really qualifies under Trump Derangement Syndrome but the headline wasn’t as self-explanatory as such incidents’ headlines usually are.

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Bike Share Programs: Why?

14th September 2017

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After less than a year of operation, Baltimore is shutting down its bike share program for a month because so many of its bikes were stolen or are heavily damaged.

I guess not everybody in Baltimore is a white leisure-class hipster who can be trusted to borrow a bike and then bring it back. Who knew?

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

13th September 2017

Georgia teacher removed from classroom after comparing Trump slogan to swastika

Colin Kaepernick Supports ESPN Host Who Called Trump A White Supremacist  I read somewhere that brain damage was more common among football players than most people realized.

Bill Maher: Hurricanes Are A Message From Nature For Electing Trump

Robert Redford to Esquire: Trump is ‘Our Fault,’ Worse ‘Than Nixon’

NYT Reporter Says She Knows People ‘Still In Therapy’ Over Clinton Election Loss  From the look of her, I’d say she’s probably one of them.

Rapper Sings About Trump and Assassinations: ‘Wyclef for President’

Celebrities show solidarity with ESPN host who called Trump a white supremacist  For which, of course, there is absolutely no evidence — just proglodyte dementia.

NBC Reporter Wanted to Throw Up After Trump Won  I would encourage her to do so.

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Silicon Valley Bosses Are Globalist Crustians, Not Libertarians

13th September 2017

 

 

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Dating App Introduces Planned Parenthood Badge for Users

13th September 2017

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So you can know who the baby-killers are.

Very useful, from an evolutionary point of view.

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Illegal Immigrants Will Receive Free Health Care Under Bernie’s Single Payer Bill

13th September 2017

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Of course they will. Democrats can’t buy their votes unless they get Free Stuff, which is why they came to this country in the first place. ‘The rich people control the government, and the government controls everything — hey, it’s just like home!’

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Democrats Bring the H8: Liberal Fascists

13th September 2017

Screen Shot Stephen Colbert Nazi Salute (CBS: Sep 8, 2017)

And yet Trump is the New Hitler.

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Irma: Nun Armed With Chainsaw Helps Florida Residents Clear Up Hurricane Debris

13th September 2017

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Everyone’s nightmare: A nun with a chainsaw.

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Yes, Licensing Boards Are Cartels

13th September 2017

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Licensing boards are perhaps the most powerful labor institution in American history.

The best estimates available suggest that roughly 30 percent of American workers are now required to get a license from one of those quasi-government agencies before they can enter the workforce. That’s about the same percentage of the workforce that was a member of a union in the 1950s, the decade when union membership peaked before falling off to about half that percentage today.

There’s no debate about whether the federal government has a role to play in regulating the activities of labor unions, of course. Should Congress do something about licensing boards?

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Thought for the Day

13th September 2017

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Trump’s Bipartisan Politics Only Surprising Because of Obama

13th September 2017

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The biggest surprise in President Trump’s willingness to work with Democrats is how much of a surprise it is to much of America. Expressions of shock are coming from all corners, suggesting that many of us view fierce polarization as normal and bipartisanship as abnormal.

If so, add that to the legacy of Barack Obama. He was the ultimate my-way or the highway president.

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The IKEA Humans: The Social Base of Contemporary Liberalism

13th September 2017

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A century and a half later, the satire in Our Mutual Friend may seem quaint. Today, an ambitious, upwardly mobile young couple in London, Brooklyn, or Seattle (the rough equivalents of the Veneerings) are unlikely to host large dinner parties, their networking taking place on corporate-owned social media or in cramped urban apartments and bars; staffs of servants are a preserve of the truly rich. In addition, our young couple are unlikely to own a single furnishing even with a cherrywood veneer, much less a solid piece of hardwood — hence the joke of the Veneerings’ name has lost its bite.

On the other hand, the Veneerings’ thinly-veiled manipulation and social climbing today seems so ordinary that it is hard to imagine why Dickens expected his readers to find the young Londoners repugnant. They merely knew, it may seem to many readers today, “how to play the game.” The Veneerings represent a social class — the professional and investing class that arose from Britain’s rising industrial and imperial wealth and that provided the bedrock of the Liberal Party. That class has not disappeared, but has grown and evolved into the white-collar professional and managerial elite that sets the general tone of political and intellectual life in the West.

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Absentee Strangers

13th September 2017

ZMan ponders.

I have this theory that some of what drives this desire for Amerind labor and Asian servants is a weird manifestation of white guilt. A crew of blacks, singing spirituals, while raking leaves would set off mass panic is a place like Bethesda. A thick black women, kitted out like Mammy, dotting on the youngins, would probably kill the typical SWPL in Cloud Country. Ruling class whites simply have no will to face up to the reality of black America, so they systematically exclude it from their lives, with the use of foreigners.

This denial of reality also would explain the lack of whites working as domestics. There are plenty of unemployed white girls who could be trained to clean houses and tend to small children. The same is true for landscaping and residential work. The presence of working class whites, however, would fill the Cloud People with angst. It would be a daily reminder that for all but the grace of the void where God used to exist, that could be the life of the lady of the house. Who needs to be reminded of class reality in their own home!

This deliberate self-alienation by our elites is probably what drives their zeal for open borders. Those Cloud People in their seven figure homes don’t know any working class whites. They’ve never met a man who makes a living driving a truck or running a tow motor in a warehouse. They do know Garbonzo, the guy they see cutting their grass in the summer. Their kid’s Korean nanny, whose daughter plays the flute, is someone they know and bond with across class lines. The Dirt People, on the other hand, are strangers.

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Clinton State Department Silenced Them on Benghazi Security Lapses, Contractors Say

13th September 2017

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Security at the State Department’s Benghazi compound was so dire that another contractor was brought in to clean up the mess just two weeks before the 2012 terror attack – and was later pressured to keep quiet by a government bureaucrat under then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, according to two men from the American security company.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

12th September 2017

ESPN Anchor: ‘Donald Trump Is A White Supremacist’  For which there is absolutely no evidence, much less proof.

Study: The Liberal Media’s Summer of Pummeling Trump

Study: 91 Percent Negative Coverage Of Trump Over Summer

Joy Reid: Trump Era Is ‘The Worst Time to Be a Human’  Yeah, ’cause they lost.

MSNBC’s Katy Tur: Trump ‘Endangered My Life’  Well, no, he didn’t; she just had an anxiety attack because Hillary lost, and that’s her problem, not Trump’s.

Lauer and Tur Share Trauma of Trump Attacking the Media  Poor iddle snowflakes. They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.

Wall St CEO Says ‘I Was Accused By People Of Being A Nazi’ For Being On Trump Council

Joy Reid Claims Trump Era Is ‘The Worst Time To Be A Human’  What would she know about being a human?

ESPN: Host Calling President Trump A White Supremacist Was ‘Inappropriate’  So a little wrist slap and everything’s cool. We can’t really punish her because she’s black and doing so would be raaaaaaacist.

Andrea Mitchell: Hillary ‘Really Does Connect the Dots’ Between Trump and Russia  Of course, she has to make most of them up, but that’s Hillary.

Hillary Clinton says Donald Trump ‘is a clear and present danger to America’  Wow, those grapes are really sour, aren’t they?

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The Williamsonian Persuasion

12th September 2017

Listen.

Jay Nordlinger interviews Kevin D. Williamson.

I like both of these guys and it’s an interesting conversation.

I especially like Kevin’s characterization of Donald Trump as ‘a poor man’s idea of a rich man’s life’. That really says all that needs to be said.

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Seattle Mayor Steps Down Following Fifth Allegation of Child Sex Abuse

12th September 2017

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Ah, Democrats — they sure do love the children. Doesn’t that just warm your heart?

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Utah Valley University Faculty Must Report ‘Argumentative’ Students to ‘Behavior Assessment Team’

12th September 2017

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Ah, just like the old Soviet Union.

They will eventually be assigned to Re-education Camps, no doubt.

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Fordham University Investigates Title IX Coordinator for Questioning Controversial Campus Rape Statistic

12th September 2017

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The ThoughtCrime of Noticing is always to be punished. No one may be permitted to doubt the Narrative.

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iPhone X

12th September 2017

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Apple is one of the few companies that can have their commercials covered as news. Glad I’m a stockholder.

Makes it cool for police, too — if they want to search your phone, no tedious getting a warrant or rancorous fight with your attorney; just show it your face (assuming you haven’t had the shit beaten out of you) and they’re good to go.

I don’t think I’ll buy one of these anytime soon….

UPDATE: Why you should never unlock your phone with your face

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Leftism Is Not Liberalism. Here Are the Differences.

12th September 2017

Dennis Prager takes a stab.

If someone asks what I am politically, I just say ‘anti-progressive’.

Like anti-Communist in the Good Old Days, it tells you everything you need to know.

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Democrats Bring the H8: Prof Resigns Law Firm Job After Tweeting ‘I’d Be Ok If #BetsyDeVos Was Sexually Assaulted’

12th September 2017

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A Texas professor resigned Tuesday from his position at a law firm after tweeting the he would “be ok if” Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos “was sexually assaulted.”

Robert Ranco, who serves as a paralegal studies adjunct professor at Austin Community College, resigned from the Carlson Law Firm after speaking with the firm’s founder, Craig Carlson, reported Fox 7.

Boy, they’re quick — he’s already been purged from their firm web site.

From a Music major at Dartmouth to a community college professor to instant Internet fame. What a career arc.

Let’s see: Shaved head? Check. Chin beard? Check. The Breaking Bad aesthetic has its grip on the (SJW) nation.

“The recent social media comments made by a part-time employee on his personal page do not represent ACC’s vision, mission, and values,” said an Austin Community College spokesperson to Campus Reform. “The college does not condone these comments and their sentiment.”

Austin is the state capital of Texas, the heart of Travis County, the blue pustule towards which every Leftish heart in Texas eventually drains.

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Most Americans Want Government-Run Health Care … Until They Find Out the Government Will Run Health Care

12th September 2017

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Imagine going to the Post Office — or the DMV — for a checkup.

Or read any of the horror stories coming out of Britain. The British newspapers are all online.

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SHOCKER: Absurdly Expensive College Faces $5 MILLION Budget Crisis After Radical Loons Run Wild

12th September 2017

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Oberlin is the alma mater of Lena Dunham and, somehow, Michelle Malkin. Until recently, it was the professional home to finally-fired, virulently anti-Semitic professor Joy Karega, who has suggested that Israel plotted the September 11, 2001 terror attacks in New York City and Washington, D.C. which killed 2,996 people.

Markets work, even when it’s Politically Incorrect.

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EPA Accused of Burying Scientific Evidence From Human Testing That Contradicted Obama’s Agenda

12th September 2017

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My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Defiant Hillary To Dems: ‘I’m Not Going Anywhere’

12th September 2017

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When the Marquess of Salisbury was asked whether there was a future for Randolph Churchill in the Conservative Party, is reputed to have said, ‘What man, having gotten rid of a boil on his neck, ever wishes it back again?’ I imagine that’s what a lot of Democrats are thinking about Hillary right now.

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Duke Recruits Men for Program to Fight ‘Toxic’ Masculinity

12th September 2017

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Ah, just like the old Soviet Union.

SJW indoctrination proceeds apace. Down with CrimeThink! All hail the (Democrat) Party!

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Florida Looting Crackdown Is ‘White Supremacy,’ Claims Author Sarah Jaffe

12th September 2017

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For those of you who don’t speak Proglodyte, allow me to translate: The vast majority of looters are Persons of Color, so arresting them is Automatically Racist.

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With 220 Languages Spoken in California, Courts Face an Interpreter Shortage

12th September 2017

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I wonder whether that inclues idiolects like SJW (‘You’re all racist!’), proglodyte (‘You’re all bigots!’), and Antifa (‘You’re all Nazis!’) — granted, the latter are somewhat limited in their vocabulary, but make up for it in volume.

Courts in other states also were examined and faulted. Along with California, they began working to comply with U.S civil rights law, which bars discrimination based on national origin. Failure to act meant the possible loss of federal money.

That’s why Calexit will never happen — it would cut off the flow of ‘federal money’, which (unlike your money) is free for the taking and inexhaustible.

At least 220 languages are spoken in California, and 44% of residents speak a language other than English at home. Seven million Californians say they cannot speak English well.

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Professors Told to Report Students Who Make Campus ‘Less Inclusive’

12th September 2017

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Ah, just like the old Soviet Union. Report all ThoughtCrime immediately.

I don’t suppose this includes the racists who want black-only dorms…?

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North American English Dialects, Based on Pronunciation Patterns

12th September 2017

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A fascinating look at all the people of whom the Chattering Class love to make fun.

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Paths to Peace

12th September 2017

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You know you’re at a world peace meeting when you’re sitting next to a sheikh who advocates death for apostasy — after all, what could be more peaceful than a dead apostate?

Just ask Angela Merkel.

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Mexican Foreign Minister Urges Congress To Pass ‘Dreamer’ Amnesty

12th September 2017

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Please, please, let us continue to use your country as a dumping ground for the people we don’t want.

Invasion? What invasion?

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