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Scientists Discover Dogs’ Preferred Bathroom Position

3rd January 2014

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Scientists discovered that dogs across a variety of breeds align their body axis with the Earth’s magnetic field (MF) when relieving themselves.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

“It is still enigmatic why the dogs do align at all, whether they do it ‘consciously’ … or whether its reception is controlled on the vegetative level (they ‘feel better/more comfortable or worse/less comfortable’ in a certain direction),” wrote researchers from the Department of Game Management and Wildlife Biology at the Czech University of Life Sciences in the Czech Republic and the zoology department at the University of Duisburg-Essen in Germany.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

2 Responses to “Scientists Discover Dogs’ Preferred Bathroom Position”

  1. RealRick Says:

    It’s been my observation that most dogs do their business in alignment with the exact path I am about to take across the yard.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    And they can see into the future, sometimes as much as a month.